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The weather picks up.

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Thank you very much, Sepp Blatter and Gulag Worker and Schlag Schleinen.

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And where's my jumper?

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And where would you rather be?

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Would you rather be cutting grass with an old baling machine

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or would you rather own something a little bit fancy,

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something that speaks to your individuality,

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someone who says, yeah, I cut grass and ensile it and bale it

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for the fucking winter for the feeding.

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But I'm not like every other farmer.

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I'm not like every other grass man.

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Well, you want to get yourself none other than the new Welsh Gareth Balear.

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9,000 silage golf wheels in that order.

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It's a crazy bit of business altogether.

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It produces 700 bales with man buns and man sculpted hair a day.

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That's going on a good day.

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If you get a great day, you can fucking go crazy on it

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and just fill the field with man bunnistic bales of ensile grass.

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It's going to be a crazy bit of business if you want to get onto that.

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Get involved.

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It's happening soon and we have a shtick in it.

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We're in on the ground floor.

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And at the moment, on the ground floor of the Gdansk Football Stadium,

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it's Villarreal who are about to walk out to the second half of the regulation time slot

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in which they're allowed to apply their trade as fully paid up car carrying members

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of their professional footballing federation, which they have in Spain there.

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It's like the FAI, but it's a Spanish version.

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The FES, the Football Association of Spain.

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Can't guarantee that that's a correct factoid, but it's a decent attempt anyway.

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Yeah, I'd like to get out of prison.

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That would be the celebration to end all celebrations, to be honest.

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But I don't want to sound like I don't care about it, but at the end of the day,

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what matters is the people who are watching when it's happening and when we're doing stuff.

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So it doesn't matter how many fucking subs there are.

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What matters is right here, right now, second half, footballtronics going on,

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mad style, in front of 8,000, 10,000, maybe 15,000 fans inside the Gdansk Stadium

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as Manchester United try to clasp, clamber up for a bit of a touch, a sniff of the silver,

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a sliver of silverware to add to their malnourished cabinet,

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which has gone hungry for years at this stage since Darth Vader himself, Lord Sir Alex Ferguson,

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left the reins of the chariots of fire.

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And in came swathes of mismanaged managers befuddled by the coin, the pound and the banknote.

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And not even a fucking moment's courtesy notice for the team in and of itself,

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which goes back to those Glazer boys, which we saw there the last day,

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spinelessly avoiding questions about the future of the club and where they wanted to go.

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Did you see it, Tom?

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Did you hear it?

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Did you fucking sense it?

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I seen it.

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And that fella, that Glazer book, he has a, I mean, I'm, I don't want to be getting into appearances

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because I can be, I, I'm aware, I, you know, I'm no Adonis, even though I do try.

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But that Glazer book has the dodgiest haircut I've ever seen.

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And I never, I never knew that the, that the hair, hair could get to such levels of dodginess.

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It's a dodgy one, Tom.

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An age to their own.

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Everyone needs to be able to do what they want.

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But at the same time, what's the story with that hair man?

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And also, you're wearing the shades with the fucking tassel that ties the shades to the back of the head

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in case they fall off.

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Or you're wearing a mask as well.

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And then you saw the interior of the amazing car he had.

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It was fucking dodgy, man.

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Well, definitely not really, he's not really arsed about the, you know, the day-to-day goings-on in the club.

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I see it's all about money.

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It's the Americans, the Yanks, like they're all, it's all business to them.

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It's all business.

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And that's the problem.

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That's why if the club's trying to fucking make a league that doesn't even make sense.

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So how can you make a league, lads, when it doesn't even make sense?

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There's no competition in it.

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Who'd tune into that?

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Only weirdos would tune into that.

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And I would love to have seen how that would have panned out.

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Had it panned out.

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It would have been a nightmare.

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But you really would.

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It would have separated the weed from the...

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Here come Villarreal!

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Chance!

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Chance for Villarreal!

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It's been scrambled around the back of the beyond box of United.

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And Villarreal had about three bites of the cherry.

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But it wasn't a good fucking hearty cherry in the mouth.

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It was kind of like an apple dunking at Halloween.

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Here it comes in again.

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And it's headed away by United.

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The yellow canary boys are all over these guys.

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Singing like canaries at the end of the fucking football pitch in Gdansk.

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Paul Pogba out to Wan-Bissaka.

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Puts it out to the wing.

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Gives it out to Bruno Fernandes.

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Lovely flighted ball into the nowhere zone.

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It's blank.

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It's desperate.

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It's desolate.

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And your man Rulli picks up the ball for Villarreal.

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And 48 minutes on the clock.

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And it was Manchester United yet again looking a little bit shaky at the back.

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And that's putting it mildly.

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To say the least.

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Crazy, crazy bit of business at the moment.

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As Villarreal limber up.

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Looking for that second goal.

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The guy who has the bandage on the head is still playing.

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The doctor must have seen him at half time.

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And said, yeah, he's grand.

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Let him play on.

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Even though he does look busted.

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Yep, they put on a brand new bandage on the back.

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Manchester United look very ropey at the back.

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And you can tell them.

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Maguire isn't there today because they don't look as solid at the moment.

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They've got Lindelof and who else there.

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They don't look too strong.

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Crazy bit of business.

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Thank you very much, Sep Blatter.

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Who says a vampire fact.

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It's a misconception.

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But vampires are averse to wooden stakes.

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It's actually an aversion to beef stakes.

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Due to their already high iron diet.

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And I gotta tell you, I was talking to someone who had that, what is it, fucking high iron content in their blood.

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Yeah, there's a name for it.

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Hemochromatosis or something.

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That's it.

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And it's tough.

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Has to get the blood drained every now and again.

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And it's a pain in the arse.

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Yep.

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Big shout out to any hemochromatosis sufferers.

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Hope you're getting on well.

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Manchester United trying to pump a bit of iron into the box there.

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And it's falling back out to the Villarreal guys who look a lot more confident and comfy on the ball at the moment.

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Man, you are getting a little bit touchy.

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They know.

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50 minutes.

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And they haven't scored.

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But Cavani's trying to get something out of this here.

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But he's fouled his defender.

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And that's going to be a Villarreal free kick.

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Crazy bitch of business all night long.

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It's a crazy bitch of business all night long.

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I want to sing my song.

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Back in business.

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At the moment.

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Let's try and hear what these guys are saying here.

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Luke Shaw and Marcus Rashford try to orchestrate some kind of significant attack here.

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God knows Manchester United need to do that.

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Because it's been lackluster at the moment from these guys.

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Not without wanted trying.

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But they just don't seem to have the keys necessary to unlock the multiple doors which are being closed in their faces by each and every tightly manmarketeered player of the Villarreal quartet.

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And here is Pogba doing a cheeky little bit of a step over.

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But it's nonsense play at the end of the day because he has to pass it backwards.

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Manu on the ball with Greenwood to Fernandez.

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Cheeky 1-2.

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Back into the area.

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Cut out by the Villarreal Clara Tarantinos.

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And the crowd is going mad crazy now because it seems as though Greenwood has gone down clutching his leg inside the box.

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Referee said he has nothing that's been seen.

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And he got a bit of a clatter off of a defender who was swinging for a ball.

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But it's not going to be a penalty.

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It's not going to be a penalty.

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No.

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For United.

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They were looking for a penalty.

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United.

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They're not going to get it.

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United.

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Are getting bet by Villarreal.

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Well.

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Looks as though it could be going to Villarreal.

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Villarreal.

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Villarreal.

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Hugh.

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Thank you very much for the tip.

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And it has gone to Villarreal.

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Villarreal.

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And it's gone no ball.

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And Bruno Fernandez tries to put a Portuguese ball into the box area.

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But it's a blank.

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Frank Blankard.

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For the Dutch team.

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Known as Holland.

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And Bruno Fernandez looks annoyed at that.

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Unai Emeroid.

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Is bouncing up and down like a steroid.

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On the side.

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He's picking his nose and scratching his face.

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He needs to sanitize the hands.

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He looks like a vampire.

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Could be from Transylvania.

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It could be from Transylvania.

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Unai Emery.

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Unai Emery.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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And uh.

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Yellow card has been brandished here.

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For somebody.

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Capo or Capoo or something.

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For uh.

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Allegedly pulling down.

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Bruno Fernandez.

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But Bruno Fernandez fell down like a feather.

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In a.

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In a.

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In a windstorm.

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Tobe.

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Thank you very much.

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Getting the Pfizer.

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On Sunday.

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Schlug.

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Wish me luck.

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Best of luck with the Pfizer.

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Uh.

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They've gone from strength to strength.

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Those boys.

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The Pfizer boys.

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They used to be.

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They used to make their money.

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They made their money in the.

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In the.

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In the blue pills.

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Oh.

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McTominay.

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Chance.

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Six yards.

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Falling to McTominay.

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He scuffed it.

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Tries to find someone else.

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Gets a shot on.

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It's deflected.

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And goes out for a Manchester United corner.

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Ball.

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Shot McTominay.

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Shot.

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Got deflected.

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Shot McTominay.

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Took a little shot McTominay.

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From six yards out.

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It's gone out for a corner.

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Which Luke Shaw's about to take.

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Luke Shaw.

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Takes a corner ball.

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Comes into the area.

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Heads go up.

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It's headed away by Villiel.

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Out to Rashford from range.

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It's fallen to Cavani.

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Edinson Cavani.

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00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:43,420
Edinson Cavani.

263
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,420
The matador.

264
00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,420
The matadoristic matardino.

265
00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,920
The man from the Uruguayan.

266
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,920
The man from the Uruguayan plainscapes of Paraguay.

267
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,600
Paraguay.

268
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,320
He's the Paraguayan.

269
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,880
Galwegian.

270
00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:58,940
Uruguayan master of the Ouija board.

271
00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:03,700
A man who dedicated his life to the game of the football.

272
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,620
A leather ball.

273
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,540
Which is inflated and kicked around a park.

274
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,220
Shepherded towards the goal by men.

275
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,320
Who were more than mere mortals.

276
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,340
None other than Edinson Cavani.

277
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:17,540
The matador.

278
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,700
The man who can score.

279
00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:28,540
Crazy bit of business from Edinson Cavani with the tap in.

280
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,420
It was a crazy bit of tapage.

281
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,680
How's this cabbage after that?

282
00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:37,620
Goal check for VR time.

283
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,600
Could be ruled out.

284
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:39,220
Ha ha ha.

285
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:41,540
It could be ruled out.

286
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,120
They're checking the goal for VR now.

287
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:44,640
This is.

288
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,500
It would be awful funny now if it was outside or something.

289
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:53,700
The clock is ticking.

290
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,380
Thanks very much, Tobes.

291
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,340
And best luck with the jab.

292
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,800
Here we go.

293
00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:06,480
The tension is tight inside the Gdansk football stadium.

294
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,720
As the goal is being checked by the VR boys.

295
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,460
VR-real.

296
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,440
Is this a chance for VR-real?

297
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,020
To maintain their lead.

298
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,440
The word has come through.

299
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,580
The referee has given the goal.

300
00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:28,480
It's a goal for Edinson Cavani.

301
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:33,400
The referee has given the goal to United.

302
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:40,440
There was a bit of consternation regarding the players positioning at the time of the through pass.

303
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:44,280
But all that shall pass at the moment.

304
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,080
Here come United.

305
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,520
Chance for them to get another goal.

306
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:51,360
This is just the typical United kind of style, isn't it?

307
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:55,080
They always manage to sew it up into a neat little package at the end.

308
00:13:55,320 --> 00:14:05,940
McTominay with a blank.

309
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:06,940
Whistle past the post.

310
00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:08,160
Whistle past the post.

311
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,840
Whistle past the post.

312
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:11,820
Whistle past the post.

313
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,960
Whistle past the post.

314
00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:24,140
with a blank Frankie Blankard, Reggie Blanker,

315
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:28,600
and it fell to Bruno Fernandes then,

316
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,960
who you'd put money on him at least getting it on target,

317
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:39,740
but he absolutely baluba farcatoris it into the Rose Zed back and beyond.

318
00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,320
Crazy bit of business altogether.

319
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,220
As man you.

320
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:50,580
So, try to contain Villarreal now.

321
00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:52,320
And they're doing that.

322
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:54,800
McTominay's woken up, it seems.

323
00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:57,720
He's making a lot of movements over the pitch.

324
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,100
He's getting shorty.

325
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,540
He's getting hands-on.

326
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,760
He's manhandling other players.

327
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,900
And now Villarreal, they're looking a bit tasty as well.

328
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:10,660
Don't forget, they dispatched Arsenal in the semifinal.

329
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,480
That's not really saying a lot.

330
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,140
That's not really saying much at all, Tom.

331
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:23,060
Arsenal have routinely underperformed in a lot of games they've played this season.

332
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:31,380
Didn't even qualify for European football for the first time in a quarter of a century.

333
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:37,020
What the hell is going on in that club?

334
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,560
Rub-a-dub-dub.

335
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:40,220
Hit it.

336
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:48,040
Crazy bit of business all night long.

337
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,720
58 minutes here.

338
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,880
Villarreal and Manchester United are deadlocked.

339
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,600
One goal apiece.

340
00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,140
And now Villarreal pile-driving down the wing.

341
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:06,300
It looks like both teams are going to be absolutely electrified for the next half an hour.

342
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:10,940
To the point where it's going to get sloppy-jaloppy.

343
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:15,060
And you're going to see some crazy goals that come out of nowhere.

344
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,260
Like that kind of a vibe.

345
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,300
You know the situation.

346
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,200
Oh.

347
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:23,740
I know the situation so goddamn well.

348
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:30,500
Even though I've never had a game for Man United.

349
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,260
In the Champions League final or Europa League.

350
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:36,100
Or for any other team.

351
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:40,140
I still think that I know what I mean.

352
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,060
I mean what I know.

353
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,140
I like what I know.

354
00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,080
I do what I say.

355
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,040
Listen to me go.

356
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:53,420
I think that United will clinch it in the end.

357
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,560
Like Vladimir clinch goal.

358
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:02,040
So you think United could pip them up the post at the end of it?

359
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:03,720
Yo.

360
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,020
That's what I said.

361
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,200
That's what I am.

362
00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:07,320
That's where we're going.

363
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:08,940
That's what's going to happen man.

364
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:09,500
Yo.

365
00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:10,780
You got to listen up.

366
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:11,900
Man, Jesse United.

367
00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,100
The end of this game.

368
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,340
You know what's going to happen.

369
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,340
They're going to play the game real well.

370
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,740
They're going to score that goal.

371
00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:21,500
Lovely bit of beat work there as well.

372
00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:23,100
60 minutes on the clock.

373
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,700
Villarreal won.

374
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,460
Manchester United won.

375
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,520
And it's Edinson Cavani.

376
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,120
Who I believe Francis you were telling me.

377
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,380
You threw a few cents.

378
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:34,080
A few euro.

379
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,320
A few cents on it.

380
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,240
25 cents.

381
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,520
And Cavani scoring twice.

382
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,420
And United winning the game.

383
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:42,840
Yeah.

384
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,100
But what kind of odds did you get on that?

385
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:54,720
Well, Edinson Cavani to score any time.

386
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:55,400
Oh no.

387
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,560
Edinson Cavani to score twice.

388
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:02,100
And United to win the game.

389
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,760
Or actually no.

390
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,220
The game to finish 1-1.

391
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:09,760
And Edinson Cavani to score.

392
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,680
So you've got Edinson Cavani to score any time.

393
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,120
And the game to finish 1-1 after 90 minutes.

394
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,340
You just said it true man.

395
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:22,260
Right there.

396
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:24,280
That's exactly what I got.

397
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:28,240
The odds were 16-1 on that shot.

398
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,920
I stuck 25 cents on it.

399
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,960
This is what I'm gonna got.

400
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,240
Billy bet all the way.

401
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,400
Listen to me all the time.

402
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:43,740
I'm doing time in a police station cell over in England.

403
00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:46,520
When they gonna release me.

404
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,240
I want to go home.

405
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,700
Back to bed.

406
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,640
Back to bed.

407
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:55,760
I want to go and sleep in my own bed.

408
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,860
Not on a cell bed.

409
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,200
Which is like having a gym mat on the ground.

410
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:06,460
It's not nice and it's not very sound.

411
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,820
Here come Villarreal now.

412
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,640
A chance for them to really put the cat amongst the pigeons.

413
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,980
But we don't want it to go to that.

414
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,500
What we want is for the game to stay tied at 1-1.

415
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,560
And then for an extra time care package scenario to happen.

416
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:31,860
So that we can, you know, Francis can get a few Billy bets into the back purse.

417
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,500
Smooth shot 95.

418
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,340
Thank you very much.

419
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:36,840
Tom Yee and your mad nephew should commentate.

420
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,240
UFC fights.

421
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,000
Hashtag free Francis.

422
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:46,780
I'm not really sure if we should do the fighting stuff.

423
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,660
I'm feeling rough.

424
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:52,900
You'd be feeling rough having to stay up until 6.45.

425
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,640
To see the main card fight.

426
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,820
Unless it's spicy.

427
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,920
I'll say goodnight.

428
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,620
And sleep, sleep, sleep.

429
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:04,400
Till the morning daylight.

430
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,760
I didn't have to stay up half the effing night.

431
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,760
To see a leg get chipped.

432
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,820
To see a leg get smashed.

433
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,040
Did you stay up half the night?

434
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,760
To see a leg get smashed.

435
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,120
It was worth it.

436
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,200
It was worth it.

437
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,960
My physiological sneak up and standing is feeling bad.

438
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,660
But it was worth it to stay up half the night.

439
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,620
The other night I watched the two men fight.

440
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,800
I really felt alive at the time.

441
00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,560
And then I went to sleep.

442
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,700
I didn't cry.

443
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:38,400
I fell asleep.

444
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,500
And woke up the next day late.

445
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,960
4pm on a Sunday.

446
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,780
The whole family were eating Sunday dinner.

447
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,200
And my face was embarrassed.

448
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,780
When I walked into the house.

449
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,780
I said how you getting quietly escaped like a mouse.

450
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,980
Went to hit the pantry.

451
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,340
Bruno Fernandes looking nasty.

452
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,520
Down the wing.

453
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,600
Bruno ball.

454
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,620
Into the middle.

455
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,520
Hear him sing.

456
00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:07,880
It's fallen to miss in Greenwood.

457
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:10,720
But Villarreal have cut out the ball.

458
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,920
Now they're on the ball.

459
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,940
They're running down that right hand flank.

460
00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:14,800
High insider.

461
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,640
Sorry about that.

462
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:18,600
A bit too much there Francis.

463
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,820
You tore the arse out of it.

464
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:20,820
Paul Pogba.

465
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,220
Manchester United.

466
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,520
Failing to deal with the electrification.

467
00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:28,040
Which is being pumped up to the megawatts.

468
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,840
By Villarreal at the moment.

469
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:30,820
They're coming thick.

470
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,780
And they're coming fast.

471
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,180
CJ thanks for the tip.

472
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,260
And to Jammy D Cruz.

473
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:36,860
Who says 9 to 4.

474
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,360
And I'm Francis.

475
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:38,320
Balls coming to the room.

476
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,560
Villarreal looking for Cavani.

477
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,560
Lads are looking for Cavani.

478
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,640
Inside the Manchester.

479
00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:44,040
Inside the Gden Stadium.

480
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,320
Everyone's going.

481
00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:45,900
Where's Edison?

482
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:46,660
Have you seen Edison?

483
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,240
Give this to Edison will you?

484
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:48,940
And then they'll go.

485
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,480
What is it?

486
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,100
No it's a football.

487
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:51,620
It's the match ball man.

488
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:52,900
If you give that to Edinson.

489
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,960
Because he'll be able to strike it into the goal sack.

490
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,320
And 9 to 4.

491
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,060
And Francis getting out in 2021.

492
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,780
Says someone there Francis.

493
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,280
Sounds good.

494
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:03,660
Sounds very.

495
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:04,620
Sounds really good.

496
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,540
And thanks very much for the tip there lads.

497
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,200
And Tobe smooth shot.

498
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,580
Jammy D Cruz.

499
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:10,020
And CJ.

500
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,120
I hope you're getting on well.

501
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,480
It's 1-1 here.

502
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,100
We want the game to stay at 1-1.

503
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:16,620
Tied.

504
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,020
Edison Cavani.

505
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:19,420
Score any time.

506
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,560
Final score after 90 minutes.

507
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:22,120
1-1.

508
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,140
Billy Betts special.

509
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:29,660
We don't really fucking want to promote our own interests in the gambling stakes.

510
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,720
But that is the interest at this moment in time.

511
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,860
And that is something that's keeping me.

512
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,080
You know.

513
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,420
With a spring in my step.

514
00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:38,920
So to speak.

515
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,540
As much as a man who is incarcerated can have a spring in step.

516
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,720
McTominay tries to spring the ball into the box there.

517
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,920
But it's ricocheted off a guy.

518
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:47,860
Not Rick O'Shea.

519
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:48,380
The DJ.

520
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,380
But Rick O'Shea.

521
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,360
Is in a deflection.

522
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,560
Off of a man.

523
00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:53,420
Who wears a yellow jersey.

524
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,680
Signifying that he does play for the team.

525
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:56,360
Villa.

526
00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:57,280
Real.

527
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,840
And I gotta tell you.

528
00:22:58,980 --> 00:22:59,280
I feel.

529
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:00,360
I feel.

530
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,000
I feel very real at the moment.

531
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:02,740
Watching this.

532
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,200
Crazy bit of ball.

533
00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:06,200
It's exactly the kind of Europa.

534
00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:07,440
European Cup.

535
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,200
Or UEFA Cup.

536
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,020
Final.

537
00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:11,560
I have come to know.

538
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:12,600
And expect and love.

539
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,760
Because sometimes you get the Champions League finals.

540
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:16,380
And they're a bit of a ball ache.

541
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,020
In terms of the build up.

542
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,660
And they've been over hyped.

543
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,400
Oversold.

544
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,460
And then they don't deliver.

545
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,120
This is delivering.

546
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:23,960
At the moment.

547
00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:25,240
This is deliverance.

548
00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:26,780
Yep.

549
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:27,940
Hopefully.

550
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,560
It's not going to end up like the film deliverance.

551
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:34,380
With some of the players having to make a forfeit.

552
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:35,400
Of.

553
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,600
Of epic proportions.

554
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,920
Which would definitely live with them.

555
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,340
For the rest of their lives.

556
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,600
Hopefully that's not going to happen.

557
00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:44,200
Brainschlag.

558
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,380
Thanks very much for the tip.

559
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,040
CJ.

560
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:46,920
Here comes.

561
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:47,920
Bruno Fernandes.

562
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:48,860
Tries a little twist.

563
00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:49,320
A turn.

564
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:49,920
A pirouette.

565
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:52,140
And he manages to get taken down in the process.

566
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:53,540
His balaneristic.

567
00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:54,840
Twist and turn.

568
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,180
Of no.

569
00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:56,960
It's like.

570
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,560
It's like he was speaking Greek.

571
00:23:58,740 --> 00:23:59,360
To that big.

572
00:23:59,500 --> 00:23:59,900
Tall.

573
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,800
Lanky defender.

574
00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:03,380
Just didn't really have any.

575
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:04,280
Understanding.

576
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:04,680
Of the.

577
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:05,460
The language.

578
00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:06,300
Of football.

579
00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:07,300
That Bruno Fernandes.

580
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:07,860
Was speaking.

581
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,140
And it was one of cheekiness.

582
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,500
It was one of trickery.

583
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,800
It was one of guile.

584
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:14,480
Speed.

585
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:16,040
And of flair.

586
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,080
And.

587
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,260
He was taken down.

588
00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:19,740
Mercilessly.

589
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:20,560
By the big.

590
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:20,560
By the big.

591
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:20,560
By the big.

592
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,520
Center half guy.

593
00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:22,560
And now.

594
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,600
It's a chance.

595
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,860
For Fernandes.

596
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:25,660
To put him.

597
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,080
One of his.

598
00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:26,820
Trademark.

599
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:27,480
Curly.

600
00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:28,200
Whirly balls.

601
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,220
Into the side hatch.

602
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:29,980
Of the goal mouth.

603
00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:31,100
Will he go straight.

604
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:31,560
For goal.

605
00:24:31,660 --> 00:24:32,240
Fernandes.

606
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,020
Or will.

607
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,360
He go for one of the lads.

608
00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:34,740
In the box.

609
00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:35,500
Luke Shaw.

610
00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:36,040
Takes it.

611
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,260
And he crosses in.

612
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,580
It falls back to Greenwood.

613
00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:39,360
And then it's.

614
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,100
Belted away.

615
00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:40,800
By a VRA.

616
00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:41,260
Player.

617
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,520
Out into the middle dish.

618
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:43,700
In 67 minutes.

619
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:44,240
Gone here.

620
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,600
It's 1-1.

621
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,500
One goal.

622
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:47,520
A piece.

623
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,680
Crazy bit of business Tom.

624
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,120
Sorry about that everyone.

625
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:53,660
That's not right.

626
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,380
Me and Tom.

627
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,420
Both pride ourselves.

628
00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:57,040
On.

629
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,320
Communications.

630
00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,480
And broadcasting.

631
00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:00,480
Prowess.

632
00:25:00,860 --> 00:25:01,400
That leaves.

633
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,300
The viewer.

634
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:02,740
Slash.

635
00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:03,420
Listener.

636
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:04,660
Spellbound.

637
00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,420
And asking questions.

638
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,300
And the questions.

639
00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:08,960
That were sadly.

640
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,520
Being asked.

641
00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:09,920
After you.

642
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:10,760
Having to hear.

643
00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:11,300
That fucking.

644
00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:12,640
Expulsion of gas.

645
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:13,640
At the mercy.

646
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,460
Of my lungs.

647
00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:15,460
Is.

648
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,060
When.

649
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:16,800
Is this.

650
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:17,620
Gonna end.

651
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:18,780
And I gotta tell you something.

652
00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:19,820
It's ending.

653
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:20,560
Right here.

654
00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:21,400
Right now.

655
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:22,580
No more burps.

656
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:23,400
For the rest.

657
00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:24,680
Of the fucking match.

658
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,500
Crazy bit of business.

659
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:27,400
All together.

660
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,440
A promise.

661
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:29,680
From Francis Higgins.

662
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,340
The stream leader here.

663
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,320
To not.

664
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,160
Burp.

665
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,020
Or belch.

666
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:35,280
For the duration.

667
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:35,880
Of the rest.

668
00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:36,440
Of the stream.

669
00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:37,720
It's a crazy bit of business.

670
00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,100
And I believe.

671
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:39,940
Their billy bet.

672
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:40,760
Are offering.

673
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,280
Odds of nine to four.

674
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,280
On Francis.

675
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,620
Not even being able.

676
00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:45,420
To maintain.

677
00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:46,260
His.

678
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,040
Gastro intentional.

679
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,360
Fucking awareness.

680
00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:51,460
For another ten minutes.

681
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,160
That is to say.

682
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:52,900
That you will belch.

683
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,620
Within ten minutes.

684
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:53,940
Francis.

685
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:54,380
What do you think.

686
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:55,040
About those odds.

687
00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:56,400
Fucking don't believe.

688
00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:57,100
The hype Tom.

689
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:58,520
And tan.

690
00:25:59,020 --> 00:25:59,380
Man.

691
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,660
Thank you very much.

692
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:01,480
For the tip.

693
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,580
Very very very kind.

694
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:02,700
To you.

695
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,660
And McCarthy Buchel.

696
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:04,880
Very very kind.

697
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,480
To you as well.

698
00:26:05,820 --> 00:26:06,940
Crazy bit of business Tom.

699
00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:08,300
Crazy bit of business.

700
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:08,660
Indeed.

701
00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:09,540
McCarthy Buchel.

702
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,620
Top class stream lads.

703
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:11,700
I'm starting an internship.

704
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,960
With Billy Bet next week.

705
00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:14,220
If I do well.

706
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,400
I'll start getting paid.

707
00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:17,040
In twelve to fourteen months.

708
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:17,880
Wish me luck.

709
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:19,960
It sounds like a great little bit of business.

710
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:20,540
All together.

711
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:21,740
McCarthy Buchel.

712
00:26:21,820 --> 00:26:22,940
I hope you're getting on well there.

713
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,060
And doing a fucking.

714
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:25,880
Oh god.

715
00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:26,600
Bruno Fernandes.

716
00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:27,180
Rashford.

717
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:28,760
It's so easy for Rashford.

718
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:29,920
And that's why.

719
00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:31,400
It goes wide in the post.

720
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,500
Because it's the easiest sitters.

721
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:36,340
That sometimes turn out to be the biggest shitters.

722
00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:36,780
So that you.

723
00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:38,500
Crazy bit of business Tom.

724
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:39,760
And Rashford.

725
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,720
Absolutely kicks the cat up the arse.

726
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,380
With this one.

727
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,400
He tries to go for a placement.

728
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,240
Six yards out from the goal sticks.

729
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,120
And he just gets it all kinds of wrong Tom.

730
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,740
A chance goes a begging for United to win.

731
00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:55,440
Go ahead on goals.

732
00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:56,100
And.

733
00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:57,940
Well how else could they go ahead.

734
00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,540
And it goes a begging.

735
00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:01,480
Crazy bit of business.

736
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,080
And tan man.

737
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,340
Thank you very much.

738
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,240
V.O.R.A.L.

739
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:07,200
About to put the shits up United here.

740
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:07,900
19.

741
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:09,240
On the edge of the box.

742
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,200
Squares it to the lad with the bullshit head.

743
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,660
Lad with the bullshit head now.

744
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,240
Number 8.

745
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,100
Tries to fucking find a bit of support in midfield.

746
00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,380
He is at to backtrack.

747
00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:17,860
No.

748
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,700
Chance for a shot from range.

749
00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:21,360
But it's a blank ball.

750
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,760
From Pariso.

751
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:23,380
Or Parisio.

752
00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:24,940
Number 5.

753
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:26,920
Should really have just.

754
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:28,700
Not done that.

755
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,580
It was a blanker.

756
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,740
Crazy bit of business Tom.

757
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,400
And what was I going to say.

758
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:34,700
Tan man.

759
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,240
Thanks very much.

760
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,520
Keep up the crack from Tanland.

761
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,580
Says Tan man.

762
00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:39,640
That's great.

763
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:40,340
It's not.

764
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,320
It's not much crack here.

765
00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:43,060
But there is a live.

766
00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:44,840
Broadcasted phone call.

767
00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:45,820
Which I do have.

768
00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:48,500
Which is always granted and gifted to me.

769
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:54,140
During the big semi-finals and finals of the major European football tournaments.

770
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,380
And I got to tell you something.

771
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,280
Euro 2020.

772
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,600
Are we going to be covering it Tom?

773
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,440
What's the story there?

774
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:01,880
Couldn't really.

775
00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:03,460
Couldn't tell you at all.

776
00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:04,440
Rashford's cat.

777
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,120
Thanks very much.

778
00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:05,800
Luke Shaw.

779
00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:07,900
Chance here to fucking stick a cat in the bag.

780
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:08,640
He turns.

781
00:28:08,860 --> 00:28:10,040
Cruyff turn in the edge of the box.

782
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:10,800
Blank ball.

783
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:11,800
It's Cavani.

784
00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:12,600
Oh.

785
00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:13,640
Crazy bit of business.

786
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,600
Point blank range header from Cavani.

787
00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:16,660
And.

788
00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:19,360
It looked like a blank ball from Shaw.

789
00:28:19,460 --> 00:28:20,360
But it was a well.

790
00:28:20,460 --> 00:28:22,840
Well placed ball on Cavani's count.

791
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,820
Although it had too much pace on it.

792
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,860
And Cavani looked rattled.

793
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,460
Cavani looked like he got the ball to the face.

794
00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:30,460
On a replay now.

795
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,000
We'll see it.

796
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,260
Lovely bit of skill from Luke Shaw.

797
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,340
It was like a 10 ton truck slamming the fucking brakes on.

798
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,840
He finds Cavani.

799
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:40,500
But it looks like he fucking belts it on his head.

800
00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:43,500
And Cavani can't control it.

801
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,960
He can only just fucking meet the ball.

802
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,800
And it rattlesnakes off his head.

803
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,080
And then goes on to another Villarreal player.

804
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,100
And Villarreal are feeling really villainistic at the moment.

805
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,540
They've got control of the balloon.

806
00:28:55,820 --> 00:28:56,980
And they're taking the piss.

807
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,180
Lovely bit of stuff.

808
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,020
They're from Dilith.

809
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:01,920
Thank you very much.

810
00:29:01,980 --> 00:29:03,840
Dilithith and Rashford's cat.

811
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,360
Rashford's castle.

812
00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,880
Instead of Ashford castle in me.

813
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:08,100
Oh.

814
00:29:08,940 --> 00:29:09,860
Rashford castle.

815
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,320
Maybe Marcus Rashford should buy that castle.

816
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:15,180
And fucking do it up.

817
00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:16,800
And make it into Rashford's castle.

818
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:19,160
Just a thought there Rashford.

819
00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:20,220
Rashie if you're listening.

820
00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:21,120
Even though you're not.

821
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:21,640
You're playing.

822
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,320
You're live.

823
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,020
You're fucking playing in Gdansk.

824
00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:25,460
Thanks very much.

825
00:29:25,660 --> 00:29:27,200
Don't know why I'm saying thanks to you Rashie.

826
00:29:27,820 --> 00:29:29,080
And again you can't hear me.

827
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,920
The ball comes into the area.

828
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:31,880
Villarreal.

829
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,180
Manu knocking on the door.

830
00:29:34,780 --> 00:29:36,620
And asking a lot of questions.

831
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,520
And Villarreal just have enough answers.

832
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,800
Well they've been given multiple choice really.

833
00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:45,000
It's not like one of those fucking hard tests.

834
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,000
Where it's like here's the question lads.

835
00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:47,900
Answer them.

836
00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:51,320
And it's a case of Villarreal.

837
00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:53,020
Of being given questions.

838
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,620
By Manu.

839
00:29:54,740 --> 00:29:56,000
And Manu have been going.

840
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,480
Well you can choose A, B or C lads.

841
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,040
What is it?

842
00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:00,700
And in doing so.

843
00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:01,800
You know.

844
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Villarreal have been able to identify.

845
00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:04,800
What is.

846
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:05,440
You know.

847
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,160
Certainly a one in three chance.

848
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,040
Of getting it right.

849
00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:09,960
And then seizing that opportunity.

850
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:10,560
Seize the day.

851
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,400
Carpe diem.

852
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:11,900
As they say.

853
00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:14,480
Don't know what the hell you're talking about.

854
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,000
But it sounds damn interesting.

855
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,500
And 73 minutes have gone there.

856
00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:19,440
Meaning.

857
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,660
That 73 minutes have gone.

858
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,180
Here.

859
00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:23,200
At Gdansk.

860
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,420
As Villarreal.

861
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:25,880
Are drawing.

862
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:26,920
Nicely.

863
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:27,660
With United.

864
00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:29,520
Who are beginning to look tetchy.

865
00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:30,040
Now.

866
00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:32,840
Getting towards the business end of the match.

867
00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:33,780
As we all know.

868
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,720
Manchester United.

869
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,640
Absolute sham squires.

870
00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:38,980
For fucking pulling it out the bag.

871
00:30:39,260 --> 00:30:40,380
The last few minutes.

872
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,420
Fergie time.

873
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,680
Squeaky bum time.

874
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,880
Call it what you like.

875
00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:45,300
Call it what your arse.

876
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,240
This.

877
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:47,180
Is a match.

878
00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:48,220
That's on the telly.

879
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:48,880
Right now.

880
00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:49,660
And you can watch it.

881
00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:50,520
It's even on YouTube.

882
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,620
And it's the UEFA Cup.

883
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,460
Which is now the Europa Cup.

884
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:55,420
Europa League.

885
00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:56,220
And.

886
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,640
It's looking dodgy.

887
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,440
For Villarreal.

888
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:00,980
At the moment.

889
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:02,620
Does look dodgy.

890
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,680
Because Manchester United.

891
00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:04,200
Have begun.

892
00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:06,000
To sit on the ball.

893
00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:07,600
And play it comfortably.

894
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:08,480
Coolly.

895
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,220
Calmly.

896
00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:10,420
Cucumberistically.

897
00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:11,220
Spritzer.

898
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,060
Crybaby.

899
00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:13,020
O'Neillie.

900
00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:14,400
Thank you very much for the tip.

901
00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:16,000
Watch out for those Polish hard men.

902
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:16,320
You say.

903
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,340
Thanks very much.

904
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:17,920
We will do.

905
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:18,440
We will do.

906
00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:20,860
We're enjoying the Polish beer though Tom.

907
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,700
Is that the crack with you?

908
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,300
I'm the old tishk.

909
00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:24,480
It's not bad now.

910
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,740
For a 198.

911
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:28,080
It's cheap.

912
00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:28,620
And it's cheerful.

913
00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,160
And it's not peace like.

914
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:35,340
That.

915
00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:37,880
You know.

916
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:38,920
You compare it to.

917
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:39,800
It's better than.

918
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,640
Fucking Heineken.

919
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,320
Fucking.

920
00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:42,660
Budweiser.

921
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,300
Here come Villarreal.

922
00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:45,240
They've won a corner.

923
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:46,880
Wan-Bissaka.

924
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:47,540
Wan-Bissaka's after you.

925
00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:52,180
Wan-Bissaka.

926
00:31:52,860 --> 00:31:54,220
Managed to get in there.

927
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,640
And prevent.

928
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,660
A shot.

929
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,440
On goal from Villarreal.

930
00:31:59,140 --> 00:31:59,880
It's now.

931
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:00,360
It's now fallen.

932
00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:02,520
To the corner flag ball.

933
00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:05,540
Where the corner kick will be taken by Villarreal.

934
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,140
As they look.

935
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:08,480
To be.

936
00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:10,980
15 minutes away.

937
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,740
From a one-all draw.

938
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,300
With Man U.

939
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,480
With Edison Cavani.

940
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:17,360
Having scored.

941
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,500
At any time.

942
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,840
And that was the 16 to one shot.

943
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,580
We should have put more on it Tom.

944
00:32:24,260 --> 00:32:24,540
Yeah.

945
00:32:24,780 --> 00:32:25,780
But it wouldn't have come in.

946
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,980
You would have been kicking yourself.

947
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,080
Still might not come in now.

948
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:30,900
Villarreal.

949
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,180
Taking shots.

950
00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:32,540
From.

951
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:33,180
From Spaceland.

952
00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:35,020
Not.

953
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:35,660
Not really.

954
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,180
Bothering to hire one bit.

955
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,380
But they're getting ricocheted out of it.

956
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,440
And Dum Dum.

957
00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:43,440
Thank you very much.

958
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,400
For your tip there.

959
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,480
What are your hopes and fears?

960
00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:46,320
Well.

961
00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,200
My hope is that.

962
00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:49,280
The game finishes.

963
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,140
1-1 here.

964
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,080
And then goes to extra time.

965
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,340
My fear is that.

966
00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:54,040
It wouldn't.

967
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,480
Go to extra time.

968
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,880
And wouldn't finish 1-1.

969
00:32:57,340 --> 00:32:57,560
Yeah.

970
00:32:57,660 --> 00:32:58,940
I want to echo those sentiments.

971
00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:00,080
From Tom as well.

972
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,420
Echo Charlie Delta.

973
00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:03,780
On that fucking.

974
00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:05,360
Final score being 1-1.

975
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:05,820
Because.

976
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:07,060
We really.

977
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,380
Should have put more Billy Betts on it.

978
00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:10,340
Because it's come true.

979
00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:11,240
It's coming to fruition.

980
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,420
And against.

981
00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:13,980
All the fucking players.

982
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:14,920
Player haters.

983
00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:15,620
Who are saying.

984
00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:16,480
Oh man.

985
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,220
You are going to steam plough it.

986
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:19,960
Where are you now lads?

987
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,300
Because we can't see you.

988
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:22,860
Dank.

989
00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:23,320
Nug.

990
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,000
Samurai.

991
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:24,840
Thank you very much.

992
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,060
Ball comes into the area here.

993
00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:26,860
Lindelof.

994
00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:27,900
Dealing with it.

995
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,200
Bruno Fernandes.

996
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,360
Getting back to defend.

997
00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:31,560
Dealing with it.

998
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:32,440
Looking like a.

999
00:33:32,540 --> 00:33:34,040
A real nasty.

1000
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:34,040
A real nasty.

1001
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:34,120
A real nasty.

1002
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:34,180
A real nasty.

1003
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:34,180
A real nasty.

1004
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:34,180
A real nasty.

1005
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:34,180
A real nasty.

1006
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:35,020
A real nasty Portuguese.

1007
00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:36,540
Sailor of the high seas.

1008
00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:37,880
A conquistador.

1009
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,220
Of the football pitch.

1010
00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:42,240
He's sailing into your fucking territory.

1011
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:43,640
He's invading it.

1012
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,860
And you can't get a hold of him.

1013
00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:47,180
Because he's talking a different language.

1014
00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:48,260
A skillful language.

1015
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,140
He's got steel.

1016
00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:52,300
And you've only got bow and arrows.

1017
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,220
Villarreal.

1018
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,780
So you need to watch out.

1019
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:56,480
Yep.

1020
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,760
A lovely appraisal there.

1021
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,960
Out of Bruno Fernandes.

1022
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:00,500
His ability.

1023
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,140
With the.

1024
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,780
The conquistadores.

1025
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,600
Explorer analogy as well.

1026
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:07,620
It's fantastic.

1027
00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:09,120
Mind.

1028
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,180
Literary mind.

1029
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,400
And a crazy.

1030
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,360
Crazy painting.

1031
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:13,080
Picture.

1032
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,180
Painting of words.

1033
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,400
It's just.

1034
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,480
Mind boggling.

1035
00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:17,380
And it's conception.

1036
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,740
And then it's execution.

1037
00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:20,340
Fucking stylistic.

1038
00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:21,860
And incredible as well.

1039
00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:22,640
And.

1040
00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:23,740
Trigueros.

1041
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:24,460
Goes off.

1042
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:25,620
For Villarreal.

1043
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,040
Takes a slug of water.

1044
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,040
And goes.

1045
00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:28,660
Sits down.

1046
00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:30,260
Handshakes all around.

1047
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:31,620
Just doesn't have that.

1048
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:33,540
Gas in the tank.

1049
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:35,020
For the final 15 minutes.

1050
00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:35,540
Does he not?

1051
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:36,300
No.

1052
00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:37,580
And I don't know who he is.

1053
00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:39,660
But he just looks like he's wrecked.

1054
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,720
And he needs.

1055
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:41,540
A sit down.

1056
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:42,300
And that's what's happened.

1057
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,000
Then the guy with the busted head.

1058
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,600
Is still walking around.

1059
00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:46,400
The fucking pitch.

1060
00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,000
Like the big man.

1061
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:49,380
Around town.

1062
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,680
Unai Emery.

1063
00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:51,300
Not.

1064
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:52,100
A hint.

1065
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,060
Of grey hair.

1066
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,420
Does he dye that hair?

1067
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,620
We don't know.

1068
00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:57,000
But what we do know is.

1069
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,100
He does look like.

1070
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:58,820
A vampire.

1071
00:34:59,120 --> 00:34:59,520
Kind of.

1072
00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:00,340
Manager man.

1073
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:01,220
And.

1074
00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:02,620
Does he drink blood?

1075
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:03,540
That's the next.

1076
00:35:03,740 --> 00:35:04,600
Logical question.

1077
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,200
If you're going down that avenue.

1078
00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:07,360
What do you think Tom?

1079
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:08,420
Like.

1080
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:09,220
As I said.

1081
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,760
There's no evidence.

1082
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,800
To really suggest.

1083
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,780
Any fucking.

1084
00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,660
Draculaic activity.

1085
00:35:14,660 --> 00:35:15,320
Has been.

1086
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,460
Going on there.

1087
00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:17,580
In the Villarreal.

1088
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,540
Fucking training camp.

1089
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:20,160
With.

1090
00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:21,660
Unai Emery.

1091
00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:22,340
You're suggesting.

1092
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,160
As some kind of.

1093
00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:23,500
Head.

1094
00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:24,400
Head.

1095
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,000
Gonzo.

1096
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:25,760
Vampire.

1097
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,220
Crazy bit of business.

1098
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:28,600
It is a crazy bit of business.

1099
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,100
But sometimes.

1100
00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:30,300
It's the craziest business.

1101
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,200
That is the business.

1102
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,740
That gets played at the time.

1103
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:33,380
Because.

1104
00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:35,080
You have to be crazy enough.

1105
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,280
To make the business happen.

1106
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:37,020
In the first place.

1107
00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:38,020
And what happens.

1108
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:38,840
When the crazy business.

1109
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:39,300
Comes out.

1110
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:40,360
Crazy.

1111
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,360
Bit of business.

1112
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:41,460
Bit of business.

1113
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:42,160
Gets made.

1114
00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:44,020
Greenwood.

1115
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,280
Tries to find Cavani.

1116
00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:46,420
Lovely ball.

1117
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,100
But it's cut out.

1118
00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:47,940
By Villarreal.

1119
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,440
Falls out to Van Bissaka.

1120
00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:50,340
Van Bissaka.

1121
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:51,200
McTominay.

1122
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:51,760
Dances.

1123
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:52,420
Passes man.

1124
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,220
Into the box.

1125
00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:54,120
Tries to get the shot.

1126
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:54,560
Into the middle.

1127
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,100
Cavani with a little cheeky flick.

1128
00:35:56,340 --> 00:35:57,380
Just goes past him though.

1129
00:35:57,620 --> 00:35:59,040
And back out to Villarreal again.

1130
00:35:59,440 --> 00:35:59,860
And that.

1131
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:01,820
Flinesman's flag.

1132
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:02,560
Has gone down.

1133
00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:04,160
Pointing to the corner flag.

1134
00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:04,800
Or a fucking.

1135
00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:05,740
Goal kick flag.

1136
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,440
And it's going to be a goal kick.

1137
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,080
To Villarreal.

1138
00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:09,640
Or a corner.

1139
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,360
So Manchester United.

1140
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:12,220
One out of the two.

1141
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:13,420
We'll see you now.

1142
00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:14,700
Thanks for the tip.

1143
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,520
We'll see you now.

1144
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,180
It goes across the line.

1145
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,740
Thanks very much for the tip.

1146
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,600
Jim Shamrock.

1147
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:20,580
Thank you very much.

1148
00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:21,840
Crazy bit of business.

1149
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:22,620
Jim Shamrock.

1150
00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:23,940
Thanks very much for the tip.

1151
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:24,720
Luke Shaw.

1152
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:25,760
Takes the tip off.

1153
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:26,860
Out to Mason Greenwood.

1154
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,040
Ball comes in from Greenwood.

1155
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,360
Trying to find Cavani again.

1156
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,640
Set it away by Villarreal.

1157
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:31,640
Villarreal.

1158
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,500
Trying to get it out.

1159
00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:33,460
Falls back to Pogba.

1160
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:33,980
Pogba.

1161
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:34,880
Looking for space.

1162
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:35,620
Looking for time.

1163
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:36,360
McTominay.

1164
00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:37,460
Back to Pogba again.

1165
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,840
Pogba can't get on the end of it.

1166
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,040
Six yards out from goal.

1167
00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:42,160
But he's managed to retain the control of the ball again.

1168
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,080
Comes out to Rashford.

1169
00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:43,760
Rashford.

1170
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:44,540
Back to Shaw.

1171
00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:45,380
McTominay.

1172
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,220
20 yards out.

1173
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,080
Back to Rashford.

1174
00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:47,600
On the edge.

1175
00:36:47,780 --> 00:36:48,340
To Shaw.

1176
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:48,940
Shaw.

1177
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,080
Crosses the ball in.

1178
00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:50,840
Heads go up.

1179
00:36:51,220 --> 00:36:51,620
Cavani's.

1180
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:52,720
Just the wrong place.

1181
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,680
The wrong time.

1182
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,100
And the ball is clutched.

1183
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:55,900
Into the chest.

1184
00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:55,920
Into the chest.

1185
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:55,920
Into the chest.

1186
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,580
Into the goalkeeping man.

1187
00:36:57,580 --> 00:36:58,700
For Villarreal.

1188
00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:00,680
And Oligon Osojkar.

1189
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:02,380
Is sitting on the sideline.

1190
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:03,580
Like a kind of a puppet.

1191
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:05,820
And you are a ventriloquist's dummy.

1192
00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:07,800
But the ventriloquist has disappeared.

1193
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,120
That's what he looks like.

1194
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:09,980
I'm afraid.

1195
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:10,920
Unfortunately.

1196
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,520
Imagine if Unai Emery.

1197
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,620
Started controlling.

1198
00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:15,340
Oligon Osojkar.

1199
00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:18,380
And that was like some kind of.

1200
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:19,680
Vaudeville.

1201
00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:21,520
Crazy act.

1202
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,760
Where a vampiric.

1203
00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:24,800
Draculaic man.

1204
00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:27,420
Of Iberian descent.

1205
00:37:28,220 --> 00:37:29,700
Controls a Norwegian.

1206
00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:31,860
Fucking dummy.

1207
00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:33,860
And makes him smile.

1208
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,100
And all that kind of stuff.

1209
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,300
Well it's an interesting thought process.

1210
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:37,840
You have there.

1211
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,220
Because.

1212
00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:39,640
Some of the faces.

1213
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,620
That Oligon Osojkar makes.

1214
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,140
Are none other.

1215
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,600
Than dummy ishtick.

1216
00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:45,520
Lovely little rattlesnake.

1217
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,020
Rattlesnake from Rashford.

1218
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,980
But it's got nothing on it.

1219
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,860
In terms of direction.

1220
00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:51,560
And Rashford there.

1221
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:53,060
Made the Forbes list.

1222
00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:54,380
For giving away.

1223
00:37:54,860 --> 00:37:55,520
More of it.

1224
00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:56,300
Than his wealth.

1225
00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:56,940
I think.

1226
00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:58,920
And you don't really hear much.

1227
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,240
You don't really get that much class.

1228
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,420
In the world of.

1229
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:04,860
High.

1230
00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:07,000
High multi-millionaire footballers.

1231
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:07,480
But I mean.

1232
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:08,440
That's a little.

1233
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,400
Rhea of sunshine.

1234
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:10,460
In that department.

1235
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,060
Look Tom.

1236
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,460
Who cares about the footballers.

1237
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,040
They.

1238
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,100
They aren't the ones.

1239
00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:16,780
That should be fucking.

1240
00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:17,500
Changing things.

1241
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,000
It should be the government man.

1242
00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:21,060
But fair play to Rashford.

1243
00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:21,500
Yeah.

1244
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,180
Fucking sound enough Rashford.

1245
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:23,980
But I mean.

1246
00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:24,920
The government.

1247
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,080
Should be doing fucking.

1248
00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:26,860
Tenfold.

1249
00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:28,140
What Rashford's doing.

1250
00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:28,680
Do you know what I mean?

1251
00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:31,020
Crazy bit of business.

1252
00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:31,540
All right.

1253
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:33,400
But it's inspirational.

1254
00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:34,360
And.

1255
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,260
Whatever about that.

1256
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,440
Off the pitch.

1257
00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:38,140
He certainly.

1258
00:38:39,180 --> 00:38:40,220
Can turn it on.

1259
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:40,820
On the pitch.

1260
00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:41,580
But it's just.

1261
00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:42,240
Not on.

1262
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:42,600
He's.

1263
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,320
If he was a hob.

1264
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:45,140
Rashford.

1265
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,960
He'd only be turned up to three.

1266
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,640
And then he tries to turn up to.

1267
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,240
Put the fry on of a five.

1268
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,360
Or even go full on.

1269
00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:51,920
Hardcore.

1270
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:52,760
Fry in six.

1271
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,640
He just can't get up to those.

1272
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:55,840
Final two notches.

1273
00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:56,700
On the hob.

1274
00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:57,200
Can he not?

1275
00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:57,980
No.

1276
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:58,800
He's a hob.

1277
00:38:58,880 --> 00:38:59,920
That needs looking at.

1278
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:00,920
He's a hob.

1279
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:02,180
That needs replacing.

1280
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,420
He's something.

1281
00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:04,660
That needs to be replaced.

1282
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:05,200
On his.

1283
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,200
On his components.

1284
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:07,520
Or something.

1285
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:08,820
I don't know.

1286
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,600
To be honest Tom.

1287
00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:10,920
But something is not right.

1288
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:11,820
Maybe if his feet.

1289
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,420
If you looked at Rashford's boots.

1290
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,640
As two.

1291
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:15,680
Rings.

1292
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:16,440
On a hob.

1293
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:17,860
Then one of them.

1294
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,040
Is only operating.

1295
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:19,960
At about fucking.

1296
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,040
50 heat.

1297
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,600
And the other hob.

1298
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:23,100
Foot.

1299
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,160
Hobnail boot.

1300
00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:25,800
That he's wearing.

1301
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,160
Is operating.

1302
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,580
At 42 percent heat.

1303
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:31,400
And we both know Tom.

1304
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,380
That he's capable of hitting.

1305
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:33,060
75.

1306
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:33,800
80.

1307
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,440
85 percent heat.

1308
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,720
In most game scenarios.

1309
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:39,920
Really.

1310
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:40,800
I really don't know.

1311
00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:41,420
I'm lashed.

1312
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,500
But we're.

1313
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:43,180
I tell you what.

1314
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,160
We're eight minutes away.

1315
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:44,960
From the Billy Beth.

1316
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:46,180
Fucking wonderment.

1317
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:47,620
Hitting town.

1318
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,280
The Billy Beth consignment.

1319
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,040
Really hitting town.

1320
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,340
And hitting home held.

1321
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,420
And it's going to be a nice little buzz.

1322
00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:55,120
When it happens.

1323
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,020
It would be nice.

1324
00:39:58,140 --> 00:40:00,040
It would be nice to have put a bit more on Twitter.

1325
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,340
Would you not think that.

1326
00:40:02,180 --> 00:40:02,800
Would be Tom.

1327
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,120
But look.

1328
00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:04,220
We can't lament that.

1329
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,540
All we got to do is just.

1330
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,440
Be really grateful for the fact that it came through in the end.

1331
00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:09,460
Ronan DC.

1332
00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:10,380
Thank you very much.

1333
00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:11,020
Man United.

1334
00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:12,440
Could do with a target man.

1335
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:13,500
Like straight side.

1336
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:15,640
A human bale of silage.

1337
00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:17,420
Says Ronan DC.

1338
00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:18,480
Thanks very much for the tip.

1339
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:19,980
And Jimmy Shamrock.

1340
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,860
Thanking you very much for your tip as well.

1341
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:22,900
And also.

1342
00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:24,740
Murder Sacker.

1343
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:24,740
Murder Sacker.

1344
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:25,740
Emptiness.

1345
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:27,440
Thank you very much.

1346
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,660
Great little tune there.

1347
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,460
By the Manic Street.

1348
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:32,500
Cleachers.

1349
00:40:32,580 --> 00:40:34,640
And look at that shot there from Mason Greenwood.

1350
00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:36,340
Goes wide past the post.

1351
00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:39,580
I think it was someone who got a little touch on it for VRA.

1352
00:40:39,780 --> 00:40:42,060
And go out for a corner ball to Manchester United.

1353
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,100
And Luke Shaw's giving out stink.

1354
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,780
Murder Sacker.

1355
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,280
Emptiness.

1356
00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:51,420
Thank you very much.

1357
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:53,620
Murder Sacker.

1358
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,100
Emptiness.

1359
00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:58,580
And Luke Shaw.

1360
00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:01,960
Oh nasty challenge by the fellow with the busted head.

1361
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,160
On Luke Shaw.

1362
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:04,040
Steph.

1363
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,600
Thanking you very much.

1364
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,060
Hope you're doing well Steph.

1365
00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:08,340
Very very kind of you.

1366
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,980
Thanking you very much.

1367
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,240
And Luke Shaw there.

1368
00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:14,320
Nearly could have had his leg.

1369
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,340
Absolutely fucking torn off him.

1370
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,320
And he's had a hard time with injuries as Luke Shaw.

1371
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,540
So that wouldn't have been nice.

1372
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,740
To have got his leg absolutely David Bushed it.

1373
00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:26,000
By the fellow with the Bushed head.

1374
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,260
Crazy bit of business.

1375
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:34,140
Kian Mambo.

1376
00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:35,500
Thank you very much.

1377
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,080
Now.

1378
00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:37,480
84 minutes.

1379
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:42,380
And Fernandez wants to take this free kick on the edge of the Villarreal area.

1380
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,300
And he's rolling his eyes.

1381
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:47,480
As if to say Luke Shaw is taking charge of it.

1382
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,120
If you ask me.

1383
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,900
It's a Bruno ball all the way.

1384
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:51,520
Thanks for that.

1385
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,640
It should be a Bruno ball.

1386
00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:54,140
Luke Shaw fucked up the last one.

1387
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,320
Wasn't a great scenario.

1388
00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:56,260
And.

1389
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,960
There's a lot of consternation.

1390
00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:59,120
He looks frustrated.

1391
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,660
He shouldn't really be the man stepping up to take this.

1392
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:03,820
And it should be Fernandez.

1393
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:04,620
Hopefully.

1394
00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:06,620
They have sense.

1395
00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:07,360
And give it to Fernandez.

1396
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,120
But hopefully not.

1397
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:08,920
Hopefully it is Shaw.

1398
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,140
Because we want it to end 1-1.

1399
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:10,880
So.

1400
00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:12,540
I don't know what's going to happen here.

1401
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:15,420
Thanks very much.

1402
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,340
Tommy Coyne to the moon.

1403
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,000
And Cian Membo.

1404
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,420
We'll get to your messages in a moment.

1405
00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:18,860
And Steve.

1406
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,600
Thank you very much.

1407
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,260
Bruno Fernandez.

1408
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,220
Puts the ball into the middle.

1409
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:22,960
Heads go up.

1410
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,220
Tries to do a fucking acrobatic.

1411
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,740
But it was more arabatic than acrobatic.

1412
00:42:28,940 --> 00:42:30,560
It had aromat on it.

1413
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:34,960
That bicycle kick there from McTominay or one of the lads.

1414
00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:38,420
Not ill suited to such aerobicism.

1415
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:45,220
And the ventriloquist's Norwegian ventriloquist dummy sits at the side hatch.

1416
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:46,220
Dejected.

1417
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:50,960
As the Draculaic vampiric Unai Emery.

1418
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:55,020
The ventriloquist himself stalks and prowls the pitch.

1419
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:59,660
Just looking for any fresh blood to sink himself into.

1420
00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:02,820
And the kick comes out.

1421
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:03,660
It's a goal kick.

1422
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,460
Eight to five minutes from Villarreal.

1423
00:43:06,060 --> 00:43:07,760
Welter weighted up to the pitch.

1424
00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:11,660
And there's a lot of scrappy ball being played now.

1425
00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:12,540
Tired legs.

1426
00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:13,660
Tired minds.

1427
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:14,820
But McTominay.

1428
00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:16,160
Not tired seemingly.

1429
00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,460
Bolting down the middle of the pitch.

1430
00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:21,260
Brings the ball fucking 20 yards into the front.

1431
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:22,200
Fucking opponent's area.

1432
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,280
Gives it to Rashi.

1433
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:24,380
Who falls over.

1434
00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:26,220
And it's the fellow with the busted head.

1435
00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:28,140
Who fucking takes it off him as well.

1436
00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:29,720
Falls to Paul Pogba.

1437
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:30,800
Luke Shaw.

1438
00:43:31,180 --> 00:43:33,040
He's a big weighty fellow.

1439
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,700
But he's still got a good touch on him.

1440
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,340
Thanks very much Daryl Kelly for the tip.

1441
00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:40,780
Well Tommy wondering if I have permission to bring Tommy Coyne to the Masters of Drada.

1442
00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:42,720
With the help of Cian Marble.

1443
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,520
Also please read out his message.

1444
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,800
Thanks very much lads.

1445
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,060
Tommy Coyne to the moon.

1446
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:49,780
Join the stream.

1447
00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:54,620
Do you endorse Tommy Coyne website that has been set up in recent days?

1448
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,440
I don't know anything about any websites lads.

1449
00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:04,800
I can't endorse any Tommy Coyne website unless it's been made by me.

1450
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,020
So if there is a Tommy Coyne website out there.

1451
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,520
Don't believe the hype.

1452
00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:11,940
That is probably a HSE scammer.

1453
00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:13,780
Who wants to take your money.

1454
00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:15,560
Watch out.

1455
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:17,780
If they're claiming to be me.

1456
00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:19,760
If somebody is ringing your phone.

1457
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,960
Or if somebody is making a website.

1458
00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:23,720
Saying it's Tommy Coyne.

1459
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:24,960
It's legit.

1460
00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:28,460
And it's got any of my imagery on it or anything like that.

1461
00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:30,020
You need to realise.

1462
00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:36,240
These guys are probably part of a Russian based cyber crime group.

1463
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,200
Which isn't Russian.

1464
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:40,060
But is operating.

1465
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,880
Within Russia.

1466
00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:45,200
According to alleged findings.

1467
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,080
But thanks very much there.

1468
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,160
For the tip lads.

1469
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,540
And all the best.

1470
00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:51,780
With any of your future endeavours.

1471
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,400
At the moment.

1472
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:54,860
It's 1-1.

1473
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:57,360
Edison Cavani to score anytime.

1474
00:44:57,740 --> 00:44:59,220
Final score after 90 minutes.

1475
00:44:59,280 --> 00:44:59,780
1-1.

1476
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,100
16-1 Francis Higgins.

1477
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:04,700
You shook 25 cent on that before the match.

1478
00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:05,760
You happy man?

1479
00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:06,620
Oh.

1480
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,520
Over the moon at the moment Tom.

1481
00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:10,220
Gambling from prison.

1482
00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:11,400
It's not easy.

1483
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,980
You need to find people who can set that up.

1484
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:14,800
Fortunately.

1485
00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:16,560
Billy Bet is the type of app.

1486
00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:18,340
That just has a community.

1487
00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:19,340
Ready.

1488
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,280
And waiting.

1489
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,120
To facilitate.

1490
00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:22,800
Global bets.

1491
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,240
And bank transfers.

1492
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,300
And payments.

1493
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:25,800
And everything.

1494
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,920
It's an amazing community.

1495
00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:29,980
It's a great community.

1496
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,700
That's the best thing about the app.

1497
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,440
Is what I can say.

1498
00:45:32,580 --> 00:45:34,700
It's all about the community for me.

1499
00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:35,740
So friendly.

1500
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,440
Such chill vibes.

1501
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:40,300
And it's an all inclusive scenario.

1502
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:41,920
And you can gamble.

1503
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:42,540
Gamble.

1504
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:43,520
Floor to floor.

1505
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:44,760
Wall to wall.

1506
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,100
Make up the bets.

1507
00:45:46,180 --> 00:45:47,000
Your fucking selfie.

1508
00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:49,200
And just send them into an FAQ.

1509
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:50,980
Email the bets to Billy Bet.

1510
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,660
Ask them if for a price.

1511
00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:54,000
They can only say no.

1512
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,180
What you don't ask for.

1513
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:55,880
You don't get.

1514
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:56,700
Billy Bet.

1515
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,280
Billy Bet.

1516
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:57,860
Billy Bet.

1517
00:45:57,980 --> 00:45:59,060
All night long.

1518
00:45:59,120 --> 00:45:59,800
Here's McTominay.

1519
00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:01,020
Down the right hand side flank.

1520
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,540
He's got Bruno Fernandes.

1521
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,320
Asking for a ball.

1522
00:46:03,620 --> 00:46:04,520
He puts a launcher.

1523
00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:05,860
Right into the rocket launcher.

1524
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,600
Side hunch.

1525
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,300
Of Marcus Rashford.

1526
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:08,740
Now.

1527
00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:09,700
Doing a little jig.

1528
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,500
On the side of the box.

1529
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,380
Out to Luke Shaw.

1530
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,400
Puts it into the six yarder.

1531
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,140
Pogba with the header.

1532
00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:14,140
And it goes over the bar.

1533
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,980
Pogba slams the ground.

1534
00:46:16,060 --> 00:46:16,660
With his face.

1535
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:17,900
As if to say.

1536
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,680
That's not right.

1537
00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:19,980
What happened there.

1538
00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:20,620
Is not right.

1539
00:46:21,420 --> 00:46:24,140
And it was a Manchester United move.

1540
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,680
Which nearly got the final winnings.

1541
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:29,360
Let's just crack open a second bottle there.

1542
00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:32,500
Because I believe that we're going to be going to a later game.

1543
00:46:33,020 --> 00:46:35,980
And we also want to celebrate the final score.

1544
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,240
So just give us one moment there folks.

1545
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:38,880
Mobile bass.

1546
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:39,620
Mobile bass.

1547
00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:42,180
Mobile Ozel, yeni technology.

1548
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,740
Rocky P Spaz in yours, Colorado.

1549
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,080
Eran herniard.

1550
00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:51,300
Uy, ola, 30 TL.

1551
00:46:52,220 --> 00:46:54,220
1000 TL, percent 100.

1552
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,740
Turkey Ninglik.

1553
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,600
Mobile Bahis, Sebedin.

1554
00:46:57,780 --> 00:46:58,820
Mobile Bahis.

1555
00:46:59,260 --> 00:47:01,500
Mobile Ozel, yeni technology.

1556
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,060
Rocky P Spaz in yours, Colorado.

1557
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,380
Eran herniard.

1558
00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:10,600
Uy, ola, 30 TL.

1559
00:47:11,460 --> 00:47:13,520
1000 TL, percent 100.

1560
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,060
Turkey Ninglik.

1561
00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:16,880
Mobile Bahis, Sebedin.

1562
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:17,780
Mobile Bahis.

1563
00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:22,400
Extra time looming here.

1564
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,200
Extra time looming.

1565
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:26,380
90 minutes played.

1566
00:47:27,820 --> 00:47:30,020
Three minutes left of injury time.

1567
00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:33,920
Marcus Rashford trying to get something out of this.

1568
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:36,180
The referee has blown up.

1569
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:38,940
There was probably an offside or something.

1570
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,660
I couldn't tell you because I was out trying to liberate another beer from the fridge.

1571
00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:44,240
And try as I might.

1572
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:45,380
Try as I did.

1573
00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:46,260
That's happening.

1574
00:47:46,980 --> 00:47:51,400
The yellow clad fans of Villarreal are standing up and singing.

1575
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,720
They'll be happy with this at the moment.

1576
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,180
They'll be very happy with this at the moment, Tom.

1577
00:47:57,620 --> 00:47:58,980
They'll be very pleased.

1578
00:47:59,340 --> 00:48:01,660
But they'll actually want to go the final furlong.

1579
00:48:02,060 --> 00:48:04,940
And take the trophy back to fucking Spain with them.

1580
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:09,800
Whereas the United fans think they're going to take it by virtue of being United.

1581
00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:11,680
It's a crazy bit of business.

1582
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,580
I'm glad to be witnessing it.

1583
00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:21,860
Especially if it stays one all with Edinson Cavani having been an anytime goalscorer at a 16-1 fucking punt shot.

1584
00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:23,880
Fiat Punto.

1585
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:27,400
Crazy bit of business going on at the moment.

1586
00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:30,600
The yellow submarine is sitting down on the ground.

1587
00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:31,800
Just having a nap.

1588
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,080
Napper.

1589
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,200
Napper Tandy.

1590
00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:37,760
Taking her handy.

1591
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:43,320
And Unai Emery is looking supercharged on that goal touchline.

1592
00:48:44,060 --> 00:48:50,740
And he looks like a different man compared to the shadow of his former self when he was at Arsenal.

1593
00:48:51,860 --> 00:48:54,620
And didn't look like he inspired much.

1594
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,460
But this is inspirational from Villarreal.

1595
00:48:56,660 --> 00:48:59,180
Another attack on the Manchester Danger Zone.

1596
00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:03,000
The ball is put wine-hide over the bar.

1597
00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:06,680
And frustration abounds there from Unai Emery.

1598
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:11,460
As Pau takes a seat back nearly when he takes the shot.

1599
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,540
Which makes that ball fly high into the sky.

1600
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,160
Flying high into the sky tonight.

1601
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:23,060
Villarreal shots are looking shite.

1602
00:49:24,060 --> 00:49:25,700
And it's David De Gea.

1603
00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:31,520
With one minute left of regulation of injury time.

1604
00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:33,380
Launches the ball forward.

1605
00:49:33,380 --> 00:49:36,640
In a massive pound kick of a goal kick.

1606
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:41,060
It meets the head of a strong tall looking center half for Villarreal.

1607
00:49:41,540 --> 00:49:43,060
Falls down to Luke Shaw.

1608
00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:45,680
And then into the maestro Pogba.

1609
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:46,940
Who holds on to it.

1610
00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:48,240
And blasts it out wide.

1611
00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:50,380
Switches play to Wan-Bissaka on the right wing.

1612
00:49:50,660 --> 00:49:51,540
Finds Greenwood.

1613
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:54,400
Greenwood is going to go off on a little run down that right wing.

1614
00:49:54,780 --> 00:49:55,380
He's tackled.

1615
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,400
But he manages to pick himself back up.

1616
00:49:57,780 --> 00:49:59,520
And he's tackled a second time.

1617
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,300
Goes out for a throw in here.

1618
00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:02,460
To Manchester United.

1619
00:50:03,180 --> 00:50:04,120
Or to Villarreal.

1620
00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:04,840
I beg your pardon.

1621
00:50:04,940 --> 00:50:05,860
10 seconds left.

1622
00:50:06,580 --> 00:50:07,720
It's looking like...

1623
00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:11,920
Looking like that could have been the last chance of the 90 minutes here for Manchester United.

1624
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,720
To get something on the goal.

1625
00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:16,780
As that throw-in is about to be taken now.

1626
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,060
And then we're looking...

1627
00:50:18,060 --> 00:50:19,360
It's pissing down in Gdansk.

1628
00:50:19,420 --> 00:50:23,260
We're looking at another half an hour of play.

1629
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:23,880
And that's it.

1630
00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:25,200
That is it.

1631
00:50:25,980 --> 00:50:26,440
The ref.

1632
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,240
Ha ha ha.

1633
00:50:27,460 --> 00:50:28,620
16 to 1 time.

1634
00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:30,240
We fucking did it.

1635
00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:31,460
Edinson Cavani.

1636
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:32,520
Any...

1637
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,760
Any time-son Cavani.

1638
00:50:35,140 --> 00:50:36,560
Any time-son.

1639
00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:38,180
You just call me.

1640
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,620
That's what Edinson Cavani was saying to me.

1641
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:41,940
After the match there.

1642
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:42,680
When it finished.

1643
00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:46,500
Having scored one goal at any time during the fucking thing.

1644
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:47,620
And also...

1645
00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:49,060
Won all after 90 minutes.

1646
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,120
I guessed it.

1647
00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,200
I knew it.

1648
00:50:51,660 --> 00:50:52,360
And that's...

1649
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:53,920
That's the power of Billy Bette.

1650
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:55,980
Crazy bit of...

1651
00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:57,460
Billy Bette winnings.

1652
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,460
I believe you stood to gain.

1653
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:00,780
Fucking...

1654
00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:01,820
What did you put on it?

1655
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,780
You might win 3 euro.

1656
00:51:04,140 --> 00:51:05,380
Or it could be 6, is it?

1657
00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:07,060
Could be 6, Tom.

1658
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,240
Could be 6 euro.

1659
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,380
And I'm really fucking happy about that.

1660
00:51:12,380 --> 00:51:16,440
And it's only gonna look even better now as well.

1661
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,180
When we go into this second half.

1662
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:19,300
And...

1663
00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:19,560
Thanks for having me.

1664
00:51:20,220 --> 00:51:22,500
You know, you have a few Billy Bettes backing you up.

1665
00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:24,060
It's quality.

1666
00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:25,100
Quality living.

1667
00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:26,680
Daryl Kelly.

1668
00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:28,180
Thank you very much for the tip.

1669
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:29,780
Tommy.

1670
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:30,500
Help.

1671
00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:32,020
Lost the wife and kids.

1672
00:51:32,180 --> 00:51:33,620
I'm in Tommy Coyne Investment.

1673
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,200
With Key and Mambo.

1674
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:36,420
What do we do?

1675
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,180
I'm not sure, lads.

1676
00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:40,200
You need to...

1677
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,060
You need to try and get your family back.

1678
00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:43,020
Okay?

1679
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,400
It's very important.

1680
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,980
You need to remember to get your family back.

1681
00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:49,040
Don't gamble them away on anything.

1682
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,240
Somebody says...

1683
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,300
You know, we'll take the family.

1684
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:55,540
It can be tempting.

1685
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,380
Especially if you think you're gonna come through.

1686
00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:58,300
You're gonna come good.

1687
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:00,340
Especially if you think...

1688
00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:02,720
When Bissaka is gonna get that second shot...

1689
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,280
In the second half of injury time.

1690
00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:05,380
Of extra time.

1691
00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:06,340
In the match.

1692
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,820
And you put it all on the line for that.

1693
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:10,000
Then...

1694
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:11,200
You know...

1695
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,280
Sometimes...

1696
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,280
You need to have the shtick.

1697
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:13,900
That's the thing.

1698
00:52:13,940 --> 00:52:15,000
If you don't have the shtick...

1699
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,020
You can't play the game.

1700
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:17,960
If you can't play, you can't play.

1701
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:19,600
So...

1702
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:20,120
Yeah.

1703
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:21,220
It's tough.

1704
00:52:21,620 --> 00:52:23,260
It's tough to know where to draw the line.

1705
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:24,700
But remember...

1706
00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:25,920
Billy Bet is always there.

1707
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,620
If you wanna draw the line...

1708
00:52:27,620 --> 00:52:28,140
Remember...

1709
00:52:28,140 --> 00:52:31,180
Billy Bet will be there with another line for you.

1710
00:52:31,740 --> 00:52:32,780
Whenever you want.

1711
00:52:33,220 --> 00:52:35,060
He's just a friend...

1712
00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:36,340
Who gives you lines.

1713
00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:37,660
And then you...

1714
00:52:37,660 --> 00:52:38,940
You can't stop.

1715
00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:40,600
You keep going back to him.

1716
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,880
And he's always there.

1717
00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:43,260
Until you've gotten no money.

1718
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,040
Crazy bit of business altogether.

1719
00:52:47,140 --> 00:52:48,160
Your good friend Billy.

1720
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:49,940
Always there for thick and thin.

1721
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:51,460
But...

1722
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,200
It has to be said.

1723
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,000
If the chips are down...

1724
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:54,960
He won't be there for you.

1725
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:55,840
But that's...

1726
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:56,660
That's the real...

1727
00:52:56,660 --> 00:52:58,220
That's the real beauty of Billy.

1728
00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:00,260
He doesn't fucking sugarcoat it.

1729
00:53:00,820 --> 00:53:02,240
If you're a tit...

1730
00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:03,620
He'll fucking tell you you're a tit.

1731
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:04,660
And he...

1732
00:53:04,660 --> 00:53:05,140
If you're...

1733
00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:06,680
If you're on your arse...

1734
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:07,120
He's gonna...

1735
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,020
He's gonna just say...

1736
00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:09,000
Look, you're on your arse.

1737
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:09,700
I go...

1738
00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:10,400
Sayonara.

1739
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,880
But at least he's there during the good times.

1740
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,500
And that's the times...

1741
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,580
You want your friends around.

1742
00:53:17,380 --> 00:53:18,380
Because you don't really...

1743
00:53:18,380 --> 00:53:19,740
You don't really have the crack...

1744
00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:20,820
When you're in the doldrums.

1745
00:53:21,140 --> 00:53:23,180
So it's nice to have the words of support.

1746
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,440
But at the same time...

1747
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,600
It's not like the good...

1748
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,360
The good times.

1749
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:27,640
Yeah.

1750
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,440
You've put it so clearly...

1751
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,940
Better than I ever could, Tom.

1752
00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:32,340
That...

1753
00:53:32,340 --> 00:53:33,460
You know...

1754
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:35,480
It's better to have your friends around...

1755
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,520
During the good times.

1756
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,080
And...

1757
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,520
The bad times is nice...

1758
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,680
If they're there with support.

1759
00:53:41,860 --> 00:53:42,520
But at the same time...

1760
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,100
Billy Bette...

1761
00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:44,440
Isn't gonna sugarcoat it.

1762
00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:45,620
As you said...

1763
00:53:45,620 --> 00:53:46,660
If you're a tit...

1764
00:53:46,660 --> 00:53:47,560
He's gonna tell you.

1765
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,160
And then you're gonna have to...

1766
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,640
Just come to terms with that...

1767
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,960
Eagle crushing revelation...

1768
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,300
Where you end up having...

1769
00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:55,560
A fucking nervous breakdown.

1770
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,020
And then coming back...

1771
00:53:58,020 --> 00:53:58,920
Stronger than ever.

1772
00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:00,020
Resilient.

1773
00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:01,140
Bulletproof.

1774
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:02,680
Life learned.

1775
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:03,820
Lessons learned.

1776
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,200
A true being...

1777
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,040
In the state of play.

1778
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,400
And I gotta tell you something else...

1779
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,520
Edinson Cavani...

1780
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,200
A true human being...

1781
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,040
On the pitch tonight...

1782
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,300
With a lovely tap-in...

1783
00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:15,300
Securing that...

1784
00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:16,460
16 to 1...

1785
00:54:16,460 --> 00:54:17,660
25 cent...

1786
00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:18,760
No money down...

1787
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:19,840
Steak bet...

1788
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,820
On Billy Bette...

1789
00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:21,340
Economics.

1790
00:54:22,180 --> 00:54:22,940
If you...

1791
00:54:22,940 --> 00:54:24,660
Just got into this game...

1792
00:54:24,660 --> 00:54:26,040
It's one goal apiece...

1793
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,420
And Billy Bette...

1794
00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:30,040
Is leading the charge...

1795
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,460
Of the new world order...

1796
00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:33,980
In terms of gambling apps.

1797
00:54:34,420 --> 00:54:35,300
So get involved.

1798
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:36,580
Get involved...

1799
00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:38,240
If you wanna uninstall the app...

1800
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,880
Cause it's caused too much misery...

1801
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:40,360
To your life.

1802
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:41,620
Uninstall it.

1803
00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:42,520
Get involved.

1804
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,780
And then get re-integrated...

1805
00:54:44,780 --> 00:54:46,300
Again with the app later on...

1806
00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:47,200
At any time.

1807
00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:48,160
It's free.

1808
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:50,640
It's free.

1809
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,700
The app is free.

1810
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,640
But you need to...

1811
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,640
Check the box...

1812
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,640
In Android settings...

1813
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:58,720
Which says...

1814
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,640
Allow installation of...

1815
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:02,540
Not safe apps.

1816
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:05,260
Sounds a bit risky...

1817
00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:05,520
Is it?

1818
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:06,560
Nope.

1819
00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:09,040
I'm sold.

1820
00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:09,820
Billy Bette...

1821
00:55:09,820 --> 00:55:10,940
App 24-7.

1822
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:11,940
Download that.

1823
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,600
Remember to check the box...

1824
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:14,320
That says...

1825
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:16,100
Allow to install...

1826
00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:16,860
Dodgy apps.

1827
00:55:17,540 --> 00:55:18,500
It's not dodgy...

1828
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,600
It's just a fucking...

1829
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:20,680
It's just a...

1830
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:21,700
Red tape isn't it?

1831
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,300
It's just red tape Tom.

1832
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,180
Just fucking check that box...

1833
00:55:26,180 --> 00:55:26,940
Install the app.

1834
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:28,320
Send...

1835
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,520
Your bank details...

1836
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,080
To either me...

1837
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,220
Or that other fella...

1838
00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:32,700
Padre.

1839
00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:42,220
Billy Bette 24-7.

1840
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,460
Win, lose, or draw...

1841
00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:45,120
You'll always have an experience...

1842
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,160
And a story to tell.

1843
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:47,920
Sup dudes.

1844
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,180
It's your boy Padre.

1845
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:50,440
I'm coming at you...

1846
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,180
From the States.

1847
00:55:51,300 --> 00:55:52,040
I just want to say...

1848
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:52,760
If you're having trouble...

1849
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:53,840
Logging on to your...

1850
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,160
Billy Bette app...

1851
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,160
Make sure you use a VPN...

1852
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:57,820
To use the app.

1853
00:55:57,940 --> 00:55:58,600
Also...

1854
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,080
Setting up an account...

1855
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,080
Is illegal...

1856
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:01,940
If you're in the States.

1857
00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:02,920
So you need to...

1858
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,900
Connect that to a European bank account.

1859
00:56:05,300 --> 00:56:06,580
Just get in touch with me...

1860
00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:07,960
If you need that information...

1861
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:08,840
On setting one up.

1862
00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:10,000
I can hook you up...

1863
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:10,600
With the right...

1864
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,520
Right price.

1865
00:56:12,300 --> 00:56:13,500
Billy Bette 24-7.

1866
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:14,540
It's going...

1867
00:56:14,540 --> 00:56:14,920
Solar.

1868
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:15,040
Solar.

1869
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:25,720
Sorry.

1870
00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:25,760
Sorry.

1871
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:27,220
I didn't realize...

1872
00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:28,260
We were back on air there.

1873
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:31,240
Villarreal.

1874
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:34,460
They don't have the ball.

1875
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:35,480
Man, you do.

1876
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:36,560
McTominay.

1877
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:38,640
Thank you very much there...

1878
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,060
For the tip.

1879
00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:40,280
Darrell Kelly.

1880
00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:41,220
Thank you very much.

1881
00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:43,020
Kian Mambo.

1882
00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:44,480
And...

1883
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:44,800
Jeff.

1884
00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:47,560
Hope you're doing well, lads.

1885
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:49,660
Pogba.

1886
00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:50,720
Out to Lindelof.

1887
00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:51,580
Lindelof.

1888
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:52,720
Out to Rashford.

1889
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:53,320
Rashford.

1890
00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:54,260
To Lindelof.

1891
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,180
Back to Shaw.

1892
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:56,400
Back to Lindelof.

1893
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:57,280
Lindelof.

1894
00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:02,060
Back to Bailly.

1895
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:03,840
Tries to find McTominay...

1896
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,480
But it's a weak piss ball.

1897
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:07,900
Scooped up by Pogba...

1898
00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:09,060
Who finds Rashford...

1899
00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:10,420
On the danger area.

1900
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:11,440
Rashford.

1901
00:57:11,780 --> 00:57:12,840
Is going to try and...

1902
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:13,820
Weasel a bit of magic.

1903
00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:14,900
Out to Fernandez.

1904
00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:15,400
Twish.

1905
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:15,760
Turns.

1906
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:16,480
Takes a shot.

1907
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:17,480
Headed away.

1908
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,980
Falls as far as no one.

1909
00:57:19,380 --> 00:57:19,780
McTominay.

1910
00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:20,880
Gives back to Bailly.

1911
00:57:21,340 --> 00:57:21,980
And now...

1912
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,280
Man, you build up steam...

1913
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,440
With a grain of rice.

1914
00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,480
And they're trying to...

1915
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,280
Knock down the...

1916
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,640
The walls of Babylon here.

1917
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,640
Which have been erected...

1918
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:31,320
By the...

1919
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,520
Villarrealans.

1920
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:33,760
And look at this...

1921
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:34,500
Crazy bit of business.

1922
00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:35,420
Now it's Villarreal.

1923
00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:36,720
Look to mount...

1924
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,700
A counter attack.

1925
00:57:37,860 --> 00:57:38,800
Tasty little counter.

1926
00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:40,740
Lovely bit of play.

1927
00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:42,240
Holding up the ball...

1928
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,100
Well in midfield...

1929
00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:43,560
Villarreal.

1930
00:57:44,020 --> 00:57:45,060
And allowing themselves...

1931
00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:45,900
Time to get forward.

1932
00:57:45,900 --> 00:57:47,320
They have options in the box.

1933
00:57:47,620 --> 00:57:48,600
They launch a cross in.

1934
00:57:48,940 --> 00:57:50,760
Luke Shaw manages to get back...

1935
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,120
And head the ball to safety.

1936
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:53,660
Goes out for a throw in.

1937
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:54,540
To Villarreal.

1938
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:57,060
Outside the Manchester danger area.

1939
00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:58,860
92 minutes gone here.

1940
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,880
Could be anyone's game this.

1941
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:01,900
Anyone's business.

1942
00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:03,700
We're enjoying it.

1943
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:04,940
That's for sure.

1944
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,900
Well...

1945
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:07,820
It's a quality...

1946
00:58:07,820 --> 00:58:08,840
Quality bit of business.

1947
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:09,120
It's a good time.

1948
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,100
And even if it wasn't...

1949
00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:12,340
As I was saying...

1950
00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:14,060
The chance just to kick back...

1951
00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:15,980
And watch a cup final...

1952
00:58:15,980 --> 00:58:17,720
Is a welcome...

1953
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:18,840
Fucking event...

1954
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:20,540
At any time.

1955
00:58:20,900 --> 00:58:22,000
Never mind nearing...

1956
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,740
The arse end of a fucking pandemic.

1957
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,880
Which as we said before...

1958
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,220
Isn't really ever going to end.

1959
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,520
It is going to keep on...

1960
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:29,740
Being with us forever probably.

1961
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:30,860
Which is why...

1962
00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:32,640
We're going into the vaccine buzz.

1963
00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:34,220
Myself and Tom.

1964
00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:35,420
We're going to take...

1965
00:58:35,420 --> 00:58:36,640
All the money that we were...

1966
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,640
Going to channel towards...

1967
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:38,240
TommyCoin.

1968
00:58:38,580 --> 00:58:39,340
And it looks like...

1969
00:58:39,340 --> 00:58:40,820
We could be pumping and dumping...

1970
00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:43,020
That scenario before the fucking...

1971
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:44,840
Chariot has even began...

1972
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,260
To take hold of flame.

1973
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,520
And what we're going to do is...

1974
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,120
Reroute and re-channel...

1975
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,940
All money from TommyCoin.

1976
00:58:51,940 --> 00:58:53,940
And pump that...

1977
00:58:54,940 --> 00:58:56,740
Into Tommy Schlug's vaccine.

1978
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,360
It's a crazy bit of business.

1979
00:58:58,440 --> 00:58:58,660
Tom.

1980
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:00,900
4-7.

1981
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,020
Win, lose or draw.

1982
00:59:02,220 --> 00:59:02,800
You always...

1983
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,400
Yeah we actually don't know...

1984
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:05,780
What's going into the vaccine yet.

1985
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:06,980
But...

1986
00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:08,140
We're we...

1987
00:59:08,140 --> 00:59:08,880
That's to say...

1988
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:09,780
We actually don't know...

1989
00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:10,980
What's going into the vaccines...

1990
00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:11,800
If we're getting anyway.

1991
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:12,940
So what's the difference?

1992
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,080
You might as well take the Schlug vaccine.

1993
00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:17,620
And we're going to have...

1994
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:18,720
A little bit of cider vinegar.

1995
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:19,780
Apple cider vinegar.

1996
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:21,560
And then...

1997
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,060
A bit of milk thistle.

1998
00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:24,460
In it.

1999
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:25,900
And then...

2000
00:59:25,900 --> 00:59:27,740
A little bit of aloe vera.

2001
00:59:28,220 --> 00:59:29,420
And then...

2002
00:59:29,420 --> 00:59:30,780
Maybe a drop of...

2003
00:59:30,780 --> 00:59:31,840
A lamb's tear.

2004
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:33,540
From a lamb's face.

2005
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:35,680
And then...

2006
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:36,900
I think maybe that's enough.

2007
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:38,740
Would you not...

2008
00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:40,840
Maybe distillate...

2009
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:41,800
Make distillate...

2010
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,180
Of the lamb's breath.

2011
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:45,240
And just like...

2012
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,000
High potency...

2013
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,280
Lamb's breath distillate.

2014
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,360
Probably the tears...

2015
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,360
The tears of a lamb...

2016
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:54,480
That can go into the vaccines.

2017
00:59:54,700 --> 00:59:55,960
So you've got the milk thistle.

2018
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,600
You've got the apple cider vinegar.

2019
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,700
Apple cider...

2020
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:01,980
Milk thistle...

2021
01:00:01,980 --> 01:00:02,600
Vitamin D...

2022
01:00:03,740 --> 01:00:04,100
And a...

2023
01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:06,060
And a solitary tear...

2024
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:07,100
Which has rolled down...

2025
01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:08,120
The cheek of a lamb.

2026
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,920
We put that into a fucking...

2027
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:11,600
Mixer...

2028
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,600
And put it into vials...

2029
01:00:14,660 --> 01:00:16,120
And then inject it into people.

2030
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:17,220
It's just...

2031
01:00:17,220 --> 01:00:19,040
It could work out something nice.

2032
01:00:19,660 --> 01:00:20,920
Could work out badly Tom.

2033
01:00:21,340 --> 01:00:22,300
Could be a fucking...

2034
01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:23,580
Do badly situation.

2035
01:00:24,060 --> 01:00:25,440
Whereas you might be thinking...

2036
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:26,740
It's going to be a Boo Radley.

2037
01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:28,440
Which...

2038
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,440
If you look at the Boo Radley situation...

2039
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:31,440
From Tequila Mockingbird...

2040
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,020
Wasn't a great situation to begin with.

2041
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:33,440
So...

2042
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:34,840
It's...

2043
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:35,620
Touch and go Tom.

2044
01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:38,640
Somebody there in the chat...

2045
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:39,900
Is saying flat lemonade...

2046
01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:40,920
Clon McCart...

2047
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:41,760
Flat lemonade...

2048
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:41,760
Flat lemonade...

2049
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,760
Maybe a touch of flat lemonade...

2050
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,760
Flat lemonade...

2051
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:45,760
Inside that...

2052
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:46,760
Vaccine...

2053
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:47,980
As well...

2054
01:00:47,980 --> 01:00:48,760
No fizz in it...

2055
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,760
Which would just...

2056
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:50,760
Make...

2057
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:51,680
You know...

2058
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,760
The whole mainline and scenario...

2059
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:54,760
Go really...

2060
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:55,760
Really smoothly...

2061
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,760
Maybe we could take it back and...

2062
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,760
Vaccines are going to become commonplace...

2063
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,960
People are just going to be jacking up in the street...

2064
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:04,760
Jacking the beanstalk...

2065
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,940
That's what it's going to be like...

2066
01:01:07,940 --> 01:01:08,540
And...

2067
01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:10,840
But it's not going to be like...

2068
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:11,600
The dope...

2069
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,540
Where people are going to be zombified like this...

2070
01:01:15,220 --> 01:01:19,620
It's going to be hope...

2071
01:01:19,620 --> 01:01:20,380
Because...

2072
01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:22,440
It's going to give them a bit of a pep...

2073
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,100
They're going to be injecting into...

2074
01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:25,540
Trying to find veins to inject...

2075
01:01:26,220 --> 01:01:27,540
Milk thistle...

2076
01:01:27,540 --> 01:01:29,620
Trying to inject vitamin D...

2077
01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:31,540
Trying to inject apple cider vinegar...

2078
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:32,760
Or even...

2079
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,780
If they don't have apple cider...

2080
01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:37,240
Maybe even a different kind of acidic...

2081
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:37,900
Maybe...

2082
01:01:37,900 --> 01:01:40,180
Chip shop vinegar by chef...

2083
01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:41,680
Maybe you could...

2084
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:42,560
Put that in there...

2085
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:43,220
Would that be okay?

2086
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:44,620
Well look...

2087
01:01:44,620 --> 01:01:47,000
If you're putting apple cider vinegar...

2088
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,900
I doubt it's going to make much of a difference...

2089
01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:51,560
If you just use the chip shop stuff...

2090
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:52,560
Chip chaff...

2091
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:53,860
Yeah...

2092
01:01:53,860 --> 01:01:55,660
Chip shop vinegar by chef...

2093
01:01:55,660 --> 01:01:58,660
It's got a black or a brown colour...

2094
01:01:58,660 --> 01:02:00,300
We don't know what the store is...

2095
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:02,880
But it tastes fucking mighty...

2096
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:04,560
On chips and fish...

2097
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,940
So you do the mathematics on that...

2098
01:02:07,940 --> 01:02:09,960
The mathematics here is it's one goal apiece...

2099
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,960
And a goal for either team here...

2100
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,960
Could fucking clinch the title...

2101
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:15,000
McTominay...

2102
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,300
Looking to clinch a bit of ball winning work...

2103
01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:17,960
There in the middle field...

2104
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,080
As a clutch player...

2105
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:21,180
For United...

2106
01:02:21,180 --> 01:02:22,580
But it's given away...

2107
01:02:22,580 --> 01:02:23,580
Sheepishly...

2108
01:02:23,580 --> 01:02:24,580
To Villarreal...

2109
01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:26,000
Who now...

2110
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:26,380
Look...

2111
01:02:26,380 --> 01:02:26,580
To be mounting...

2112
01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:28,580
A mason-mounted attack...

2113
01:02:28,580 --> 01:02:30,580
Down the right-hand side hatch...

2114
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:31,980
The ball...

2115
01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:33,980
Chance to go into the box with it...

2116
01:02:33,980 --> 01:02:33,980
Maybe...

2117
01:02:33,980 --> 01:02:34,980
Options...

2118
01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:35,380
Dwindling...

2119
01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:36,380
Dwindling...

2120
01:02:36,380 --> 01:02:37,520
They're passing it back now...

2121
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:38,380
Villarreal...

2122
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:39,480
And that's something...

2123
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:40,780
That looked like an attack...

2124
01:02:40,780 --> 01:02:42,840
Has turned into a damp...

2125
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:43,680
Squid...

2126
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:44,680
At the moment...

2127
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:45,780
Floundering in the waters...

2128
01:02:45,780 --> 01:02:47,780
Of their own ignorance...

2129
01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:48,980
Our Villarreal...

2130
01:02:48,980 --> 01:02:49,780
As they try to pass...

2131
01:02:49,780 --> 01:02:51,240
Around that fucking...

2132
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,000
Size 5 regulation ball...

2133
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:53,960
They found Baca...

2134
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:55,240
And Baca puts the ball...

2135
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:56,380
Into the back of the sack...

2136
01:02:56,380 --> 01:02:57,960
And it's gone over their head...

2137
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,920
Of Wan-Bissaka...

2138
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:00,240
And it's hit Luke Shaw...

2139
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,860
And it's rolled out...

2140
01:03:01,860 --> 01:03:03,400
Into the back of beyond...

2141
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:04,720
The referee however...

2142
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,340
Says...

2143
01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:06,480
It's a goal kick...

2144
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:07,580
So it must have touched...

2145
01:03:07,580 --> 01:03:09,440
A Villarreal shirt man...

2146
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:10,140
And who knows...

2147
01:03:10,140 --> 01:03:10,780
David Degaya...

2148
01:03:10,780 --> 01:03:11,680
Puts that ball...

2149
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,640
Onto the 6 yarder...

2150
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,360
He's gonna blast it away...

2151
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,100
As and when he can...

2152
01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:16,780
And he...

2153
01:03:16,780 --> 01:03:19,380
And he does...

2154
01:03:19,380 --> 01:03:22,000
And he did...

2155
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,200
And it passed back to him...

2156
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,040
From Lindelof...

2157
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,440
They're trying to play that...

2158
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:26,600
Cool cam...

2159
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:27,180
Cucumber...

2160
01:03:27,180 --> 01:03:27,520
Skit...

2161
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,700
Passes the ball...

2162
01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:30,260
And it's not working out...

2163
01:03:30,260 --> 01:03:30,620
For them...

2164
01:03:30,620 --> 01:03:31,380
What so ever...

2165
01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:32,640
And I gotta tell you...

2166
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,580
It's nice to be able to drink...

2167
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:37,060
As well Tom...

2168
01:03:37,060 --> 01:03:39,700
Drinking in jail as well we are...

2169
01:03:39,700 --> 01:03:41,420
That's fucking incredible...

2170
01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:42,260
Because...

2171
01:03:42,260 --> 01:03:44,360
I just reached for a bottle...

2172
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:45,520
The same time you said...

2173
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,500
You've started drinking in jail as well...

2174
01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:48,200
Here come...

2175
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:48,560
Oh...

2176
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,360
Villarreal...

2177
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:50,400
Chance...

2178
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:51,640
Would be a fine thing...

2179
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:52,740
They had a chance...

2180
01:03:52,740 --> 01:03:54,740
And the shot was not a fine thing...

2181
01:03:54,740 --> 01:03:55,980
It was terrible...

2182
01:03:55,980 --> 01:03:56,520
Bad...

2183
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:56,940
Bad...

2184
01:03:56,940 --> 01:03:57,300
Bad...

2185
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:57,580
Bad...

2186
01:03:57,580 --> 01:03:57,840
Bad...

2187
01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,280
Bad scenario there...

2188
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,240
From the Villarrealese...

2189
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:08,240
Crazy bit of business...

2190
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:10,240
Crazy bit of business...

2191
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:11,380
Crazy bit of business...

2192
01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:12,240
All together...

2193
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:13,940
Funny you should mention...

2194
01:04:13,940 --> 01:04:15,240
The damp squid there...

2195
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:16,420
Um...

2196
01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:17,920
I had a bit of fucking...

2197
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,800
Salt and chili pepper squid there...

2198
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:21,040
From the Chinese...

2199
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:21,800
The other night...

2200
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:21,800
Any nice...

2201
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:22,800
Any nice...

2202
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:23,800
Any nice...

2203
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:24,800
Any nice...

2204
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,540
It was fucking...

2205
01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:27,200
Damp...

2206
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,800
The squid was damp...

2207
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:32,180
So you literally had a damn squid...

2208
01:04:32,180 --> 01:04:33,180
For your dinner...

2209
01:04:33,180 --> 01:04:34,600
Or whenever it was...

2210
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:36,180
That you ordered that Chinese...

2211
01:04:36,180 --> 01:04:37,620
About...

2212
01:04:37,620 --> 01:04:38,840
Half eleven...

2213
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,760
Half eleven at night...

2214
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,260
I wanted some...

2215
01:04:42,260 --> 01:04:43,140
Uh...

2216
01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:43,960
Snacks...

2217
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:45,020
So I put in the...

2218
01:04:45,020 --> 01:04:46,640
The order of a care package...

2219
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:47,300
The usual...

2220
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:48,820
Tommy's slug care package...

2221
01:04:48,820 --> 01:04:50,140
Of eleven o'clock at night...

2222
01:04:50,140 --> 01:04:50,380
I thought that...

2223
01:04:50,380 --> 01:04:50,880
Yeah...

2224
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,540
Ah...

2225
01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:53,240
Sorry Tom...

2226
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:54,200
That's the fucking bet...

2227
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:54,840
Sorry to...

2228
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:55,380
Anyway...

2229
01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:56,180
And again...

2230
01:04:56,180 --> 01:04:57,380
Sorry...

2231
01:04:57,380 --> 01:04:57,880
Oh...

2232
01:04:57,880 --> 01:04:58,720
Villarreal...

2233
01:04:58,720 --> 01:04:59,300
Chance...

2234
01:04:59,300 --> 01:05:00,260
Over the bar...

2235
01:05:00,260 --> 01:05:00,760
Uh...

2236
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,380
I said I wouldn't burp...

2237
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:04,260
Or belch for the rest of the stream...

2238
01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:05,460
But you know...

2239
01:05:05,460 --> 01:05:06,140
What I mean...

2240
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,220
It just went that way...

2241
01:05:09,220 --> 01:05:11,360
And Fred is about to come onto the pitch now...

2242
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,280
He is coming on to replace...

2243
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,020
Mason Greenwood...

2244
01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:16,960
The young fella...

2245
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,380
Mason Greenwood...

2246
01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:19,020
Has seen...

2247
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,320
The end of his...

2248
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:22,020
Final match...

2249
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:23,940
For Man U...

2250
01:05:23,940 --> 01:05:24,360
Or the...

2251
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:25,480
The final...

2252
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:26,160
The European...

2253
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:27,340
The UEFA Cup final...

2254
01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:28,020
Sure...

2255
01:05:28,020 --> 01:05:31,020
Get it together Francis...

2256
01:05:31,020 --> 01:05:32,720
This really is...

2257
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,020
A disappointing...

2258
01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:35,020
Analytical...

2259
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:37,020
Commentary...

2260
01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:37,320
That you're...

2261
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:38,020
You're providing...

2262
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,180
Try him on the fucking beers...

2263
01:05:40,180 --> 01:05:40,440
Like...

2264
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:40,900
What come on...

2265
01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:41,420
Can you do...

2266
01:05:41,420 --> 01:05:42,700
Is this a game of football...

2267
01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:42,880
Like...

2268
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:43,120
You know...

2269
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,040
What are you after...

2270
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,820
You want the real shit...

2271
01:05:45,820 --> 01:05:46,080
Is it?

2272
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:47,680
Put on the telly...

2273
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:48,600
And listen to the boys...

2274
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:49,980
Who played the match...

2275
01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:51,180
Wax lyrically...

2276
01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:51,620
If you want...

2277
01:05:51,620 --> 01:05:52,340
If you want...

2278
01:05:52,340 --> 01:05:53,060
The fucking...

2279
01:05:53,060 --> 01:05:54,680
The two cents...

2280
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:57,060
From a salt of the earth criminal...

2281
01:05:57,060 --> 01:05:58,840
Then you've come here...

2282
01:05:58,840 --> 01:05:59,840
And you're listening to it...

2283
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:00,260
Right here...

2284
01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:01,260
Right now...

2285
01:06:01,260 --> 01:06:02,460
And I gotta tell you something...

2286
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:04,260
Man U...

2287
01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:05,820
Are trying to contain...

2288
01:06:05,820 --> 01:06:06,580
Villarreal...

2289
01:06:06,580 --> 01:06:07,460
At the moment...

2290
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,760
Contain them on a hundred minutes...

2291
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:10,780
Gone...

2292
01:06:10,780 --> 01:06:11,640
And it's looking like...

2293
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,080
They can't contain them...

2294
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,360
Wind it up...

2295
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:17,080
Thank you very much...

2296
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:18,520
Very very...

2297
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:19,220
Very kindly...

2298
01:06:19,220 --> 01:06:20,080
I hope you're doing well...

2299
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:22,180
What time is that Aidan...

2300
01:06:22,180 --> 01:06:23,080
Thanks for a quick response...

2301
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:24,980
Says Jay Dunn...

2302
01:06:24,980 --> 01:06:25,580
Let's have a look...

2303
01:06:25,580 --> 01:06:27,180
What was Aidan's thing...

2304
01:06:27,180 --> 01:06:28,060
Billy Ross...

2305
01:06:28,060 --> 01:06:28,820
Each way...

2306
01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:30,480
Mayor of Easttown...

2307
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:31,080
Says Aidan...

2308
01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:33,020
And what did Jay Dunn say...

2309
01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:35,160
I've gotten my Polish house clean...

2310
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,160
Oh Jesus Christ...

2311
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:36,500
Oh...

2312
01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:37,780
Alright yeah...

2313
01:06:37,780 --> 01:06:38,360
Ah...

2314
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:40,340
And that's why...

2315
01:06:40,340 --> 01:06:41,940
You shouldn't read the chat really...

2316
01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:42,620
It always just...

2317
01:06:42,620 --> 01:06:45,140
Descends into a bloody...

2318
01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:46,560
An anecdote about...

2319
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:47,440
Someone...

2320
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:48,680
Getting someone else...

2321
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:49,060
Oh...

2322
01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:49,420
Yes...

2323
01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:50,160
Not right...

2324
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:54,040
Bit of consternation there...

2325
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,000
In the chat is it...

2326
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,120
I don't even bother...

2327
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:57,360
Looking at the fucking chat...

2328
01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:58,540
At the moment from prison...

2329
01:06:58,540 --> 01:06:59,180
Because...

2330
01:06:59,180 --> 01:07:00,260
That would mean having to get...

2331
01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:01,200
Another monitor in...

2332
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,240
So I can only watch the game...

2333
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:04,020
But I...

2334
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:04,780
Unfortunately...

2335
01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:06,880
I can't read the chat...

2336
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,020
But Tommy can...

2337
01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:09,400
Yeah...

2338
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:09,800
I've...

2339
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,060
I've just said...

2340
01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:12,060
I was reading it here...

2341
01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:13,340
Tis not Billy Ray Cyrus...

2342
01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:14,960
At all on the mail...

2343
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:16,700
What are you drinking...

2344
01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,560
Some gas crack in the chat...

2345
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:19,560
As well...

2346
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:22,320
I'll have to take your word for it...

2347
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,660
At the moment...

2348
01:07:23,660 --> 01:07:24,020
And...

2349
01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:24,320
J...

2350
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:25,180
J Dunn says...

2351
01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:26,440
I need your help Francis...

2352
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:27,480
I'm begging you...

2353
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:28,700
Go for it J Dunn...

2354
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:29,840
You need the help...

2355
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:30,840
You're begging us...

2356
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:31,900
Go for it...

2357
01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:32,740
We want to hear...

2358
01:07:32,740 --> 01:07:34,560
We want to hear all about it...

2359
01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:38,540
Yeah...

2360
01:07:38,540 --> 01:07:39,560
We're waiting there...

2361
01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:42,560
We're waiting for J Dunn to respond...

2362
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:43,860
No...

2363
01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:44,800
Villarreal...

2364
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:45,700
Chance for a...

2365
01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:47,580
A rattlesnake on the edge of the box...

2366
01:07:47,580 --> 01:07:48,940
It's not working out for them...

2367
01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:51,300
Counter attack from Man United...

2368
01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:51,900
Ah...

2369
01:07:51,900 --> 01:07:54,320
Rashford can't get to it on time...

2370
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:54,860
And it's...

2371
01:07:54,860 --> 01:07:55,820
It's gone a biggin...

2372
01:07:55,820 --> 01:07:57,480
Falling to Cavani though...

2373
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:58,880
Tricky attacker...

2374
01:07:58,880 --> 01:07:59,300
And...

2375
01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:00,680
He's lost the ball...

2376
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:01,480
Villarreal...

2377
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:01,940
Scramble...

2378
01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:04,700
Both teams are scrambled eggs at the moment...

2379
01:08:04,700 --> 01:08:06,700
Unable to really...

2380
01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:09,700
Get anything meaningful together...

2381
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,700
They both teams are defending well...

2382
01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:12,700
Well...

2383
01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:13,700
Crazy bit of...

2384
01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:17,700
Crazy bit of business...

2385
01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:25,240
Can you get your money back...

2386
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:27,440
From the fake Tommy coin...

2387
01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:28,400
I've lost it all...

2388
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:29,440
I can't go home...

2389
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:30,240
Kids crying...

2390
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,240
Look lads...

2391
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,240
If you were silly enough...

2392
01:08:34,060 --> 01:08:35,240
To not verify...

2393
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:37,840
The owner of the...

2394
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:39,860
To verify whether or not...

2395
01:08:39,860 --> 01:08:40,240
Tommy Schlug...

2396
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,400
Was behind...

2397
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:43,300
Any websites...

2398
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:44,320
Or anything like that...

2399
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:45,220
Then you've only...

2400
01:08:45,220 --> 01:08:46,060
Yourselves to blame...

2401
01:08:46,060 --> 01:08:46,980
I wouldn't say stupid...

2402
01:08:46,980 --> 01:08:48,000
Because there's a lot of people...

2403
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,400
Preying upon the innocence...

2404
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,860
Of the people out there...

2405
01:08:51,860 --> 01:08:53,060
Techno innocence...

2406
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:54,640
Well I want to say...

2407
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,360
You gotta make sure...

2408
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:57,100
That you're fucking...

2409
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:58,060
Double checking...

2410
01:08:58,060 --> 01:08:59,340
Every avenue...

2411
01:08:59,340 --> 01:09:00,500
You're dotting the I's...

2412
01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,000
You're crossing the T's...

2413
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,300
And you're getting...

2414
01:09:03,300 --> 01:09:04,240
To grips...

2415
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:05,780
With these scam artists...

2416
01:09:05,780 --> 01:09:06,780
That were out there...

2417
01:09:06,780 --> 01:09:09,720
We know that the HSE hack...

2418
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:10,780
Has happened...

2419
01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:11,660
We know that...

2420
01:09:11,660 --> 01:09:12,360
Our data...

2421
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:13,160
Your data...

2422
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:14,140
My data...

2423
01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:15,260
Is out there...

2424
01:09:15,260 --> 01:09:16,100
Be real...

2425
01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:17,400
Try to get a data ball...

2426
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:17,860
Into the middle...

2427
01:09:17,860 --> 01:09:18,400
But the guy...

2428
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,520
Holds on to the data...

2429
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:21,160
And...

2430
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:22,260
It's out there...

2431
01:09:22,260 --> 01:09:23,780
So people are gonna be calling you...

2432
01:09:23,780 --> 01:09:24,800
People are gonna be saying...

2433
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:25,960
Tommy coin...

2434
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:27,140
Come to the website here...

2435
01:09:27,140 --> 01:09:28,020
To buy it...

2436
01:09:28,020 --> 01:09:28,560
Lads...

2437
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:29,780
There is no fucking website...

2438
01:09:29,780 --> 01:09:30,760
And if...

2439
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:31,880
Someone has made it...

2440
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,280
It's a scam...

2441
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:33,880
Because...

2442
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:34,980
Tommy coin isn't even...

2443
01:09:34,980 --> 01:09:35,880
Due to launch yet...

2444
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:36,100
Tom...

2445
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:37,040
When is it due to launch?

2446
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:39,420
Well we've still got...

2447
01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:40,340
A lot...

2448
01:09:40,340 --> 01:09:41,860
Of consternation...

2449
01:09:41,860 --> 01:09:42,880
Regarding...

2450
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:44,560
The GPOs...

2451
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:45,740
We still...

2452
01:09:45,740 --> 01:09:46,000
My...

2453
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,400
My friend informs me...

2454
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,200
Now if we need...

2455
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:49,100
Another three...

2456
01:09:49,100 --> 01:09:50,380
GPOs...

2457
01:09:50,380 --> 01:09:51,560
To really...

2458
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:52,380
Successfully...

2459
01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:53,880
Launch the coin...

2460
01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:55,060
Completely...

2461
01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:56,680
100%...

2462
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:57,200
And...

2463
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:58,260
We only have one...

2464
01:09:58,260 --> 01:09:59,480
GPU at the moment...

2465
01:09:59,480 --> 01:09:59,760
So...

2466
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:00,860
There's not much really...

2467
01:10:00,860 --> 01:10:01,660
I can fucking...

2468
01:10:01,660 --> 01:10:02,580
Tell you about that...

2469
01:10:02,580 --> 01:10:02,840
Do you know?

2470
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:05,760
Crazy bit of business...

2471
01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:09,860
Absolute crazy bit of business...

2472
01:10:09,860 --> 01:10:10,760
But I gotta tell you something...

2473
01:10:12,220 --> 01:10:13,760
The coin...

2474
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:15,940
Still has value...

2475
01:10:15,940 --> 01:10:16,380
Says...

2476
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:16,860
Blah dee...

2477
01:10:16,860 --> 01:10:17,660
Blah blah blah...

2478
01:10:17,660 --> 01:10:18,760
In the chat...

2479
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:21,280
Foolish for Francis...

2480
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:22,780
Not to have gotten in on it...

2481
01:10:22,780 --> 01:10:23,700
They're raking it in...

2482
01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:24,760
Through the site like...

2483
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:27,180
I doubt that...

2484
01:10:27,180 --> 01:10:27,760
I doubt they are...

2485
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:29,740
And uh...

2486
01:10:29,740 --> 01:10:30,840
If you are...

2487
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:31,740
If you are...

2488
01:10:31,740 --> 01:10:33,220
You're probably gonna get...

2489
01:10:33,220 --> 01:10:34,660
The tidjust out of it...

2490
01:10:34,660 --> 01:10:36,560
By the people who've paid you...

2491
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,480
Because...

2492
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,740
I know if I was a customer...

2493
01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:41,240
And I'd pay it for something...

2494
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:42,440
And it turned out I was...

2495
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:44,040
I'd been scammed...

2496
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,640
I'd fucking come down on you...

2497
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:45,980
Like...

2498
01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:46,560
Like...

2499
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:47,140
Like a...

2500
01:10:47,140 --> 01:10:47,740
Clown of bricks...

2501
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:49,560
Yeah...

2502
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:52,820
Yeah...

2503
01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:54,380
I'd like to second that motion as well...

2504
01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:56,040
I'd come down on you...

2505
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:57,380
Like a fucking consignment...

2506
01:10:57,980 --> 01:10:59,380
Of solid concrete...

2507
01:11:00,380 --> 01:11:01,200
I'd come down on you...

2508
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,380
Like a truck full of steel...

2509
01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:04,700
I'd come down on you...

2510
01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:05,700
Like a clown...

2511
01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:07,200
A clown full of...

2512
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,380
Of potpourri...

2513
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,380
In a bowl...

2514
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:11,560
Yeah...

2515
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:12,880
A bowl full of potpourri...

2516
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:13,800
In a clown...

2517
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:15,380
In a clown's hat...

2518
01:11:15,940 --> 01:11:18,120
Yeah...

2519
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:18,760
Pricks...

2520
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:21,880
Other than that...

2521
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:22,980
Fair play to anyone...

2522
01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:24,880
Who's managed to get up off their arse...

2523
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:26,340
And make a website...

2524
01:11:26,340 --> 01:11:28,220
It speaks to the soul...

2525
01:11:28,220 --> 01:11:31,180
That there is that kind of ingenuity out there...

2526
01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:31,580
And...

2527
01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:33,400
Fair play...

2528
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:33,840
If you're...

2529
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,620
If you're up to scratch...

2530
01:11:35,620 --> 01:11:38,140
And you can get your arse into gear...

2531
01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:39,860
And you make a website...

2532
01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:41,280
And you can con people...

2533
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:42,760
And become a scammer...

2534
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:43,200
Then...

2535
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:44,320
That's fucking...

2536
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:45,220
That's...

2537
01:11:45,220 --> 01:11:45,920
Hats off to you...

2538
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,320
But...

2539
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:48,920
At the same time...

2540
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:50,160
You're...

2541
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:51,240
You're playing with fire...

2542
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,140
And you're gonna get brought behind...

2543
01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:53,920
Before the judge...

2544
01:11:54,620 --> 01:11:56,920
And then you'll be behind bars lads...

2545
01:11:57,580 --> 01:11:57,920
You'll be behind...

2546
01:11:58,680 --> 01:11:59,920
Solid bars of steel...

2547
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,920
You thought you were gonna be...

2548
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,920
Behind bars of gold...

2549
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,320
There's no gold lads...

2550
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:10,280
There's no gold at the end of the rainbow...

2551
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:12,140
You're fucking cruising for...

2552
01:12:12,140 --> 01:12:13,920
You're cruising for a bruising...

2553
01:12:15,060 --> 01:12:15,420
You're...

2554
01:12:15,420 --> 01:12:17,060
You're cruising for a bruising...

2555
01:12:17,060 --> 01:12:21,100
Half time...

2556
01:12:21,100 --> 01:12:22,240
Extra time here...

2557
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:23,060
At Gdansk...

2558
01:12:23,060 --> 01:12:24,060
Thanks for that tip...

2559
01:12:24,060 --> 01:12:24,620
Ricky...

2560
01:12:24,620 --> 01:12:26,060
Thank you very much for the tip...

2561
01:12:26,060 --> 01:12:27,080
How are the lads?

2562
01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:28,340
Hope you're doing well...

2563
01:12:28,340 --> 01:12:29,040
We're grand...

2564
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:29,600
At the moment...

2565
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:29,820
Yeah...

2566
01:12:29,820 --> 01:12:30,940
Still in prison...

2567
01:12:30,940 --> 01:12:31,900
Shit buzz...

2568
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:33,380
Looking to get out of here though...

2569
01:12:33,380 --> 01:12:34,360
Soon enough...

2570
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,060
As soon as I can...

2571
01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:39,060
And I'm looking at Alex Ferguson...

2572
01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:42,060
Waiting up in the rafters of Gdansk...

2573
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:43,060
Like a...

2574
01:12:43,060 --> 01:12:45,060
An omnipresent...

2575
01:12:45,780 --> 01:12:47,060
God-like figure...

2576
01:12:47,620 --> 01:12:49,180
Who rules the roost...

2577
01:12:49,180 --> 01:12:51,460
Over the Man United crown sphere...

2578
01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:52,060
At the moment...

2579
01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:53,800
And I gotta say...

2580
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:54,100
He's...

2581
01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:55,060
He's doing well...

2582
01:12:55,540 --> 01:12:57,060
For a man of his...

2583
01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:57,060
Age...

2584
01:12:58,120 --> 01:12:58,720
And...

2585
01:12:58,720 --> 01:12:59,560
Drinking...

2586
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:00,560
Capability...

2587
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:01,360
He's doing well...

2588
01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:03,520
He's doing well...

2589
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:04,800
He's looking well...

2590
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:05,580
He's having...

2591
01:13:05,580 --> 01:13:06,360
He's looking healthy...

2592
01:13:06,980 --> 01:13:08,500
He's living a healthy life...

2593
01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:10,400
And I was reading an interview there recently...

2594
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,360
And off of them...

2595
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:12,040
Where he was saying...

2596
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:13,360
It could have been all over...

2597
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:18,360
Sorry lads...

2598
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:21,860
Just really sorry about that one...

2599
01:13:21,860 --> 01:13:23,360
Crazy bit of business...

2600
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,260
Bit of an air bubble in my throat...

2601
01:13:25,260 --> 01:13:26,280
As well then afterwards...

2602
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:27,500
It made me sound like a...

2603
01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:28,360
A weird baddie...

2604
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:30,040
A kind of...

2605
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:30,360
A meek...

2606
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:32,360
Baddie...

2607
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:34,000
Thank you very much Ricky...

2608
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:34,780
How are the lads?

2609
01:13:34,820 --> 01:13:35,460
Hope you're well...

2610
01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:36,360
We're grand...

2611
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:37,400
We're fucking getting on...

2612
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:37,900
Well man...

2613
01:13:37,900 --> 01:13:38,300
Look...

2614
01:13:38,300 --> 01:13:39,360
We're watching the match...

2615
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:41,600
And we're sinking the fucking...

2616
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:42,360
The bottles...

2617
01:13:42,860 --> 01:13:43,920
It's just...

2618
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,860
It's a lovely May night...

2619
01:13:46,460 --> 01:13:47,960
Where there's no troubles...

2620
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,060
For the 90 minutes...

2621
01:13:49,060 --> 01:13:50,900
And then they added extra time...

2622
01:13:50,900 --> 01:13:53,260
We won at 16 to 1...

2623
01:13:53,260 --> 01:13:54,580
Possibly 6 euro...

2624
01:13:54,580 --> 01:13:55,860
In the back pocket Tino...

2625
01:13:56,740 --> 01:13:58,940
Eddins and Cavani score at a time...

2626
01:13:58,940 --> 01:14:00,320
1-1 final score...

2627
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,860
After 90 minutes job...

2628
01:14:01,860 --> 01:14:02,780
We've with the...

2629
01:14:02,780 --> 01:14:04,900
We were Billy Betted out of it...

2630
01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:06,040
Like it's fucking grand...

2631
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:07,340
And it's nice to be doing the...

2632
01:14:07,340 --> 01:14:08,260
The football again...

2633
01:14:08,260 --> 01:14:09,600
Lazy bit of broadcast...

2634
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:10,520
Thank you very much...

2635
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:11,580
Sharpen up the hair...

2636
01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:12,360
Tommaso...

2637
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,360
Sharpen up the hair...

2638
01:14:15,020 --> 01:14:17,360
Why didn't you sharpen up yourself man...

2639
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:19,060
Coming in here...

2640
01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:20,400
Talking the big talk...

2641
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:21,360
With the big swag...

2642
01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:23,080
Thanks for the tip though...

2643
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:24,140
It's very kind of you...

2644
01:14:24,140 --> 01:14:25,520
I hope you're doing well...

2645
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:26,300
And Tommy...

2646
01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:27,360
Tommy Vax instead...

2647
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,460
Don't read comment on...

2648
01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:30,360
On stream please...

2649
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:31,360
So...

2650
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:32,360
Anyway...

2651
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:33,880
Thanks for confirming...

2652
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:34,620
That you don't...

2653
01:14:34,620 --> 01:14:36,200
Some lad in Gort...

2654
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:36,880
Has set up a...

2655
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:37,880
Time of Kind website...

2656
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:38,920
Charging for Kind Wars...

2657
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:39,960
Registered name on...

2658
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:41,180
Website is redacted...

2659
01:14:41,180 --> 01:14:42,680
22 day countdown...

2660
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:43,200
O'clock...

2661
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:43,820
Oh yeah...

2662
01:14:43,820 --> 01:14:44,380
Well...

2663
01:14:44,380 --> 01:14:45,200
Look...

2664
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,120
Who knows what the fuck...

2665
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:46,840
Is going on...

2666
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:47,500
Some lad in...

2667
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:48,580
If some lad in Gort...

2668
01:14:48,580 --> 01:14:49,760
Is doing it...

2669
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:50,840
In a...

2670
01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:51,340
Then...

2671
01:14:51,340 --> 01:14:52,720
It'll be some lad in...

2672
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:53,620
Court...

2673
01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:55,160
In front of Judge Mary Devon...

2674
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:55,820
Soon enough...

2675
01:14:55,820 --> 01:14:56,900
That's what he'll be...

2676
01:14:56,900 --> 01:14:57,800
Ha ha ha ha...

2677
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,800
Ha ha ha...

2678
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:00,800
Ha ha ha...

2679
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,400
Some lad in Gort...

2680
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,100
Who set the website up...

2681
01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:04,800
Well...

2682
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:05,480
I tell you...

2683
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:06,840
As Tommy said there...

2684
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,080
It'll be some lad in...

2685
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:08,900
Court...

2686
01:15:08,900 --> 01:15:09,920
Soon enough...

2687
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,320
When he gets done...

2688
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:12,240
For fucking...

2689
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:12,800
Fraud...

2690
01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:15,800
Lovely bit of business there...

2691
01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:18,120
I gotta tell you something...

2692
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:19,360
It's a lovely bit of business here...

2693
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:20,800
Second half of extra time...

2694
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,860
Edinson Cavani...

2695
01:15:21,860 --> 01:15:22,820
Onside...

2696
01:15:22,820 --> 01:15:24,340
The goalkeeper comes out...

2697
01:15:24,340 --> 01:15:25,860
Blash it away...

2698
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:28,000
Sorry...

2699
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,140
Sorry...

2700
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:32,280
You okay there Francis?

2701
01:15:33,020 --> 01:15:34,140
That's a bit of wind...

2702
01:15:34,140 --> 01:15:34,780
Again...

2703
01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:35,360
It's...

2704
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,140
Condish Mayfield...

2705
01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:38,140
Tonight...

2706
01:15:38,140 --> 01:15:38,640
For the...

2707
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:39,440
The burps...

2708
01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:40,760
But I gotta hand it to me...

2709
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:41,560
Myself...

2710
01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:42,600
I'm doing well at...

2711
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,140
Repressing most of them...

2712
01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:44,560
Um...

2713
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:45,420
Unfortunately...

2714
01:15:45,420 --> 01:15:46,700
You are still hearing...

2715
01:15:46,700 --> 01:15:47,340
10...

2716
01:15:47,340 --> 01:15:48,540
To 15%...

2717
01:15:48,540 --> 01:15:49,580
Of the burps...

2718
01:15:49,580 --> 01:15:50,260
That are making their way...

2719
01:15:50,260 --> 01:15:51,860
Out of my body...

2720
01:15:51,860 --> 01:15:53,060
I'm managing to...

2721
01:15:53,060 --> 01:15:54,640
Sutterfuge my way...

2722
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:55,960
Out of the rest of them...

2723
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,240
By turning off the mic...

2724
01:15:57,240 --> 01:15:58,500
Leaning away from the mic...

2725
01:15:58,500 --> 01:15:59,920
As I breathe out...

2726
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:00,280
And...

2727
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:01,740
Sometimes just occasionally...

2728
01:16:01,740 --> 01:16:02,740
Switching to the...

2729
01:16:02,740 --> 01:16:04,220
To the adverts...

2730
01:16:04,220 --> 01:16:04,860
That we have...

2731
01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:05,760
While going on an...

2732
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:06,740
Epic Belch Fest...

2733
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:08,400
Mobile...

2734
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:09,500
Mobile...

2735
01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:10,500
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2736
01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:10,500
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2737
01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:10,500
Mobile...

2738
01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:10,500
Mobile...

2739
01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:10,500
Mobile...

2740
01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:11,500
Mobile...

2741
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:12,500
Mobile...

2742
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:12,500
Mobile...

2743
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:12,500
Mobile...

2744
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:12,500
Mobile...

2745
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:13,500
Mobile...

2746
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:13,500
Mobile...

2747
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:13,500
Mobile...

2748
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:14,500
Mobile...

2749
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:14,500
Mobile...

2750
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:14,500
Mobile...

2751
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:15,500
Mobile...

2752
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:16,500
Mobile...

2753
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:16,500
Mobile...

2754
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:16,500
Mobile...

2755
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:17,500
Mobile...

2756
01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:18,500
Mobile...

2757
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:18,500
Mobile...

2758
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:18,500
Mobile...

2759
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:19,500
Mobile...

2760
01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,500
Mobile...

2761
01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:20,500
Mobile...

2762
01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:21,500
Mobile...

2763
01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:49,280
1000 TL percent 100. Turkey Ninglik. Mobile Bahis. Sebtin. Mobile Bahis. Mobile Ozel. Yeni Technology. Raki Pizba. Mobile Bahis. The world leader in Turkish betting syndicates. And I gotta tell you something. I thought I'd had it with gambling. But then I found out about the Turkish betting syndicate.

2764
01:16:49,280 --> 01:17:06,900
And I thought fucking hell just when I thought I was out lads. You reel me back in. And it's great. I don't know if you're into problem gambling yourself. But I do be. I love a flutter on the fucking Argentinian soccer at half two every weekday Tuesday.

2765
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:15,300
And Billy Bet is the kind of app that really helps facilitate those deals because there's no fucking checkup on you.

2766
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:20,780
And they don't do that kind of reminder of you know when you put too much in.

2767
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:28,360
They do a reminder that you haven't put any money in. You know when you get a notification. Oh Rashford. Fucking hell chance for him to score a goal there.

2768
01:17:29,180 --> 01:17:36,340
The good thing about the Billy Bet app is that they alert you when you haven't been gambling. You know it's like it's been a day or two.

2769
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:38,620
You haven't put any bets on. What's the story?

2770
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:42,980
Maybe you want to get involved in this nine to two prize that we've put on.

2771
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:50,600
And Sebi Baladerlos making the fucking Golden Eagle at the 17th in Van de Beek.

2772
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:54,040
Thank you very much Erbol Blumenthal for the tip.

2773
01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:56,880
And great Craig as always mate. I hope you're doing well.

2774
01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:58,700
See you with the sack.

2775
01:17:59,140 --> 01:17:59,720
Thanks very much.

2776
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:04,280
Any Billy Bet odds on when the gruig will get the chop lads. Tom?

2777
01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:06,280
Yeah look.

2778
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:13,800
Any Billy Bet app and any Billy Bet odds on whether or not this situation.

2779
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,620
Let's just call it. Let's call it Spade here.

2780
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,740
It's a situation which has got out of control.

2781
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:24,280
Any odds on when that's going to be clipped or chipped we don't know.

2782
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:26,940
Because we're not particularly sure what's going to happen.

2783
01:18:26,940 --> 01:18:34,960
But Dan James is having to study a load of paperwork and bump at the side of the pitch there.

2784
01:18:35,420 --> 01:18:40,200
A load of assistance to the manager have given Dan James a ring binder.

2785
01:18:40,660 --> 01:18:49,340
Which has laminated sheets of paper on it which show formations, strategies, plays and what not.

2786
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:56,180
All we do know is that Rashford is coming up and maybe Dan James is going to get involved there.

2787
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:59,220
And I believe you have something to say about Dan James time.

2788
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:02,320
Francis.

2789
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:02,520
Francis.

2790
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:09,320
Yeah.

2791
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:09,320
Yeah.

2792
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:16,320
Dan James is nippy on the wing for United and Wales.

2793
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:16,960
Yeah.

2794
01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:20,660
Dan James is after you.

2795
01:19:20,900 --> 01:19:22,900
Dan James is after you.

2796
01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:24,360
It's coming on now.

2797
01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:26,600
His name is Dan James.

2798
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:27,520
Danny Jimmy.

2799
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:28,500
Danny Jimmy.

2800
01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:29,480
Danny Jimmy.

2801
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:32,480
The round wheels.

2802
01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:34,080
They call him Danny Jimmy.

2803
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:35,100
Danny Jimmy.

2804
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:35,900
Danny Jimmy.

2805
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:40,060
Edinson Cavani leaves the ball off to Shaw.

2806
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:40,540
Yeah.

2807
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:43,860
And Shaw gives it back to Fred.

2808
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:47,300
Who puts it into the middle of the fucking pitch.

2809
01:19:48,580 --> 01:19:50,860
And they lose the ball to Villarreal.

2810
01:19:50,860 --> 01:19:50,860
And they lose the ball to Villarreal.

2811
01:19:51,540 --> 01:19:53,860
We're going to do a little counterattack now.

2812
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:56,360
And a lovely floated ball.

2813
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,720
Up to the front line.

2814
01:19:59,220 --> 01:20:01,600
Glancing header leaves it on just fine.

2815
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:03,460
Lovely chance for Villarreal.

2816
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:05,600
But McTominay covers well.

2817
01:20:05,980 --> 01:20:08,240
Gives it to Bruno Fernandes.

2818
01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:13,340
Who leaves it back to Wan-Bissak and crack the ball.

2819
01:20:14,140 --> 01:20:18,400
Wan-Bissak and crack the ball into the midfield.

2820
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:19,840
For the Villarreal.

2821
01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:22,380
Really feeling the deal tonight.

2822
01:20:23,140 --> 01:20:25,820
And Villarreal are feeling the deal tonight.

2823
01:20:25,820 --> 01:20:29,580
They're passing the ball around like men of the balloon.

2824
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:32,560
Sanctioned by the gods of ball.

2825
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:35,520
To lay siege upon the opponent's goal.

2826
01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:39,780
With their balloonistic temptations.

2827
01:20:40,380 --> 01:20:41,940
And inclinations.

2828
01:20:42,580 --> 01:20:44,160
It's a crazy scenario.

2829
01:20:45,420 --> 01:20:47,260
Which to you and others.

2830
01:20:47,540 --> 01:20:49,520
Know as the European UEFA Cup.

2831
01:20:49,940 --> 01:20:51,100
To me and Francis.

2832
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:53,460
It's none other than the What Cup.

2833
01:20:54,820 --> 01:20:58,660
It's none other than the Glorious Cup.

2834
01:20:58,780 --> 01:21:01,520
Of the Lesser Nations of Europe.

2835
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:02,260
Tom.

2836
01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:06,280
The trophy has been rebranded next season.

2837
01:21:06,780 --> 01:21:09,800
To the European Cup.

2838
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:11,360
Of Lesser Nations.

2839
01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:12,080
Tom.

2840
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,120
Here's a chance for Villarreal.

2841
01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:16,680
Bollocks by Lindelof.

2842
01:21:16,940 --> 01:21:18,480
Leaves the ball into Villarreal.

2843
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:21,180
They're dancing around the middle of the box now.

2844
01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:22,200
Chance for them.

2845
01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:23,980
Villarreal from range.

2846
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:25,140
Lovely chance here.

2847
01:21:25,460 --> 01:21:25,980
Villarreal.

2848
01:21:26,460 --> 01:21:27,080
Can they do it?

2849
01:21:27,140 --> 01:21:27,760
They can't.

2850
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:30,420
And it's a fucking fuck up for the edges.

2851
01:21:30,660 --> 01:21:32,500
Rodrigo leaves the ball.

2852
01:21:33,140 --> 01:21:35,140
Someone's been brought down on the edge of the area.

2853
01:21:35,900 --> 01:21:38,700
Cavani and feckin' Bruno are getting shirty.

2854
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:41,600
Cavani's got a yellow.

2855
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:43,360
Hey.

2856
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:45,780
The trophy that United said they...

2857
01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:47,800
It's not the trophy we want to be winning.

2858
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:49,100
But it's the trophy anyway.

2859
01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:50,260
Lads.

2860
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:53,420
You're gonna have to go to penalties for the fucking trophy.

2861
01:21:53,980 --> 01:21:55,320
That's what's gonna happen to you.

2862
01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:57,900
Your boy, Mr. Blumenthal.

2863
01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:58,780
Thank you very much.

2864
01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:00,340
Seam of the sack.

2865
01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:02,360
Thank you very much.

2866
01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:04,240
Lazy Vitter Broadcast.

2867
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:04,720
Ryan.

2868
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:05,240
Ricky.

2869
01:22:05,620 --> 01:22:06,440
Tommy Vax.

2870
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:09,340
Antonio Valencia's left foot.

2871
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:10,900
Big style.

2872
01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:12,340
Thank you very much.

2873
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:15,140
Can you say what's a crack to Shane and Red?

2874
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:17,540
Who just had a weekend out in Karunischke.

2875
01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:19,780
And climbed Crokepatrick the weekend.

2876
01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:22,080
How you gettin' on, lads?

2877
01:22:22,140 --> 01:22:23,200
What's the crack?

2878
01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:23,620
Yeah.

2879
01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:26,340
This is a big shout-out from Francis.

2880
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:27,940
To the boys.

2881
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:29,340
Shane and Red.

2882
01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:30,280
Shane and Red.

2883
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:31,360
Shane and Red.

2884
01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:34,200
They went out to Karunischke and climbed Crokepatrick.

2885
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:35,100
At the weekend.

2886
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,120
At the weekend.

2887
01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:37,560
Well done, boys.

2888
01:22:37,780 --> 01:22:39,000
That's nice.

2889
01:22:39,540 --> 01:22:40,520
That's nice.

2890
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:41,240
Tonight.

2891
01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:42,680
Tonight.

2892
01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:42,980
Tonight.

2893
01:22:45,380 --> 01:22:45,900
Tonight.

2894
01:22:46,260 --> 01:22:48,700
Possible penalty check going on here.

2895
01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:50,160
VAR job.

2896
01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:52,880
VAR.

2897
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,560
Potential penalty check.

2898
01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:57,140
Let's pop that collar.

2899
01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,220
See what's going on here.

2900
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:01,240
Crazy bit of business.

2901
01:23:01,700 --> 01:23:07,500
As the Valencia players or the Villarreal players, I beg your pardon, hustling Harry the referee,

2902
01:23:07,860 --> 01:23:08,600
chested down.

2903
01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:09,200
Oh!

2904
01:23:09,540 --> 01:23:11,920
It looks like it was a handball from Fred in the area.

2905
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:12,760
Gerrard.

2906
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:12,800
Gerrard.

2907
01:23:13,300 --> 01:23:16,720
I mean, Fred really didn't have any fucking knowledge of that ball.

2908
01:23:16,860 --> 01:23:17,900
It was a...

2909
01:23:17,900 --> 01:23:19,480
It's not a handball in my book.

2910
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:21,340
But we've seen dodgy shite given.

2911
01:23:21,980 --> 01:23:23,000
So let's have a look.

2912
01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:31,820
It's not a penalty.

2913
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:33,300
It's not a penalty.

2914
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:37,400
And Twan Zebi is coming on now.

2915
01:23:37,900 --> 01:23:43,940
Twan Zebi is a young fella who has been on loan to other teams.

2916
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,460
And he's a defender for United.

2917
01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:49,380
But he's been impressing in recent games.

2918
01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:51,200
Or Twan Zebi.

2919
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:53,840
I don't know what his name is.

2920
01:23:54,100 --> 01:23:56,560
But he's coming on now anyway.

2921
01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,840
And I think it's Eric Bailey who's coming on.

2922
01:24:00,180 --> 01:24:00,880
Or coming off.

2923
01:24:01,420 --> 01:24:03,900
And also Dan James is coming on, Francis.

2924
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:11,080
That nippy man on the wing, Dan James, is about to sing.

2925
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:15,400
He's about to make his presence felt known.

2926
01:24:15,960 --> 01:24:19,840
He's about to go and run a goal on his own.

2927
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:21,840
Because he's greedy on the ball.

2928
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:24,220
He's got a great bit of greed on him.

2929
01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:26,060
He's got a great bit of greed.

2930
01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:29,540
I don't care your color, class, or creed.

2931
01:24:29,740 --> 01:24:32,160
And I don't want to be crass about it.

2932
01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:37,380
But the greedy ball he plays is a nice brand of ball.

2933
01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:40,480
Some days, some days, some days.

2934
01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:43,180
Would it be a great brand of ball today?

2935
01:24:43,380 --> 01:24:44,980
Ball today, ball today.

2936
01:24:45,460 --> 01:24:47,040
Let's wait and see.

2937
01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:50,240
David DeGaia pumps the ball up to the middle field.

2938
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:55,120
We've got five minutes left, I believe, of regulation time.

2939
01:24:55,600 --> 01:24:57,880
Luke Shaw pumping down that wing.

2940
01:24:58,260 --> 01:25:05,000
Tried to find a bit of a dalliance to attempt with another Man U player.

2941
01:25:05,340 --> 01:25:08,580
Get that ball dancing around the left-hand side of the field.

2942
01:25:08,580 --> 01:25:10,440
Make a little triage of it.

2943
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:13,160
And triage that ball into the back of the goal.

2944
01:25:13,260 --> 01:25:14,400
But it's not happening for them.

2945
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:15,620
Joseph Harrington.

2946
01:25:16,020 --> 01:25:16,880
Thank you very much.

2947
01:25:17,300 --> 01:25:18,140
And to Clan McCart.

2948
01:25:18,440 --> 01:25:20,140
Extra time haiku from Clan.

2949
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:21,640
Let's see what's going on.

2950
01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:26,560
It's an extra time haiku from Clan McCart.

2951
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:29,880
Let's give that a little read now.

2952
01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:35,200
Emery burns his tongue on.

2953
01:25:35,820 --> 01:25:39,840
A coffee in a 24-hour garage.

2954
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:44,540
He hisses and flies away.

2955
01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:48,880
Unai Emery just flies away.

2956
01:25:49,140 --> 01:25:49,800
Yeah.

2957
01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:53,200
Thanks for the haiku.

2958
01:25:56,840 --> 01:25:57,980
Thanking you.

2959
01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:04,040
It looks like it's going to be a penalty shootout soon enough.

2960
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:06,960
Thanks very much, Clan McCart and Joseph Harrington.

2961
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:08,200
And Mick.

2962
01:26:08,620 --> 01:26:10,620
Why don't you stream on Twitch, says Mick?

2963
01:26:10,940 --> 01:26:12,320
Because we can't be arsed.

2964
01:26:12,780 --> 01:26:14,900
We can't be arsed.

2965
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:17,180
We tried it for a week or two.

2966
01:26:17,780 --> 01:26:23,960
Then we were upset because people were getting a notification like they used on that YouTube.

2967
01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:24,640
YouTube.

2968
01:26:25,580 --> 01:26:30,960
They don't do those notifications like they used to do on YouTube.

2969
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:35,660
Hey man, why don't you vacations like you used to do?

2970
01:26:35,660 --> 01:26:36,560
Used to do.

2971
01:26:39,180 --> 01:26:40,240
Used to do.

2972
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:44,320
You don't do YouTube like you used to do.

2973
01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:47,480
You don't do YouTube like you used to do.

2974
01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:53,840
Why don't you do YouTube anymore like you used to do.

2975
01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:57,400
You got your Twitch emoji game.

2976
01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,700
Your Twitch emoji game is on fleek.

2977
01:27:00,980 --> 01:27:03,300
Why don't you just go to Twitch?

2978
01:27:05,580 --> 01:27:09,700
And there's a foul on the side hatch of the pitch here.

2979
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:13,160
Some man has fallen down like a sack of shbuds.

2980
01:27:13,620 --> 01:27:15,300
And it's none other than Luke Shaw.

2981
01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:20,840
He's a heavy set kind of guy who's had a few injury crises over the course of his career.

2982
01:27:22,140 --> 01:27:23,440
And when matter.

2983
01:27:23,740 --> 01:27:25,520
What's the matter you are when?

2984
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:25,820
Huh?

2985
01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:28,900
He's about to come on for Luke Shaw.

2986
01:27:29,500 --> 01:27:33,180
Who looked like he was potentially going to get taken off earlier on.

2987
01:27:33,900 --> 01:27:39,700
I don't know whether or not he sustained a bit of injuristic injuries off of a challenge from earlier on.

2988
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,000
But we'll have to wait and see.

2989
01:27:42,060 --> 01:27:42,840
Shite guides.

2990
01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:43,760
Thank you very much.

2991
01:27:44,440 --> 01:27:46,920
If I smoke weed and attack the Japanese government.

2992
01:27:47,420 --> 01:27:48,600
Is that haiku?

2993
01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:49,360
You say.

2994
01:27:49,900 --> 01:27:50,840
Very very good.

2995
01:27:51,620 --> 01:27:52,480
Very good stuff.

2996
01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:53,380
Wordplay as well.

2997
01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:55,820
It's great wordplay because there was a haiku as well.

2998
01:27:55,900 --> 01:28:03,180
So it's not like there's just any sort of kind of racist sort of anti-Asian sort of vibe going on.

2999
01:28:03,180 --> 01:28:09,040
It really does have literal relevancy at this stage in time.

3000
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:09,880
Tom Ripper.

3001
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:10,760
Thank you very much.

3002
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:11,540
Creed Twitcher.

3003
01:28:11,820 --> 01:28:12,300
Slaps.

3004
01:28:12,660 --> 01:28:16,280
And you need to get onto Zurich for him to do some fucking Warzone streams.

3005
01:28:16,700 --> 01:28:18,060
Says Tom Ripper.

3006
01:28:18,180 --> 01:28:19,200
Thank you very much Tom.

3007
01:28:19,780 --> 01:28:22,020
Thank you very much Tom.

3008
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:24,000
I hope you're doing well.

3009
01:28:24,340 --> 01:28:27,200
Thanks very much for that 10 euro schmel.

3010
01:28:27,700 --> 01:28:28,980
It schmels great.

3011
01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:31,480
I've just sniffed the tenner.

3012
01:28:31,660 --> 01:28:34,200
And it's a regulation smell.

3013
01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:36,240
I just sniffed the tenner.

3014
01:28:36,500 --> 01:28:38,680
And I can tell you that it's well.

3015
01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:41,580
I'm going to dispatch that.

3016
01:28:41,580 --> 01:28:48,580
Tenor into a box that said this tenor smells well.

3017
01:28:48,580 --> 01:29:13,740
A matter has been brought on there. Manchester United are about to go into a penalty shootout here with Villarreal. David Quirk, thank you very much. Three minutes left here of injury time. Connor Daly, thank you very much. David Quirk, thank you very much. And Tom Ripper.

3018
01:29:13,740 --> 01:29:27,640
Well, when matter is not on yet, and neither is Alex Tellis. I thought they were both on, but we've only three minutes, two minutes, two and a half minutes of injury time left, France.

3019
01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:55,500
Yeah, and so scary to get these two boys onto the pitch soon as F, because they're going to be going to penalties, and it's as if he believes when matter and Tellis have the fucking penalties on lockdown. The two boys have been practicing day and night, day and night, night and day. Go and take those penalties, blast away, blast away, blast away. Yo, yo, yo, yo.

3020
01:29:57,100 --> 01:30:09,580
Crazy bit of business. Those substitutions are still hovering on the side hatch. Be interesting if they didn't get to bring them on, and then they have to take penalties with a substandard set of penalty takers.

3021
01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:27,080
Unai Emery stalks the piss-soaked touchline of the pitch. All the players are looking worn out here, dejected, rain-soaked, rain-soddened. We've got to see what's going on. Is there any pep left?

3022
01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:29,080
Left in the shtep of these Villa Realistics.

3023
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:29,080
I'm going to be right back.

3024
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:31,080
I'm going to be right back.

3025
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:47,080
Throwing. To Man U. Down there into the pitch. Big tripod, thanks very much. Trying to learn how to make the killie an Mbappuccino. Any tips, Dads? Well, look. You need to buy the beans. The Mbappuccino beans. Stars from the Bagugo tribe.

3026
01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:58,980
you need to go and find a retail outlet which has won the tendering to host Mbappuccino's prize winning range of barista style coffee machines.

3027
01:31:00,340 --> 01:31:03,740
I believe Mace won the tendering for that.

3028
01:31:04,540 --> 01:31:07,200
But look, it's not the end of the world.

3029
01:31:07,320 --> 01:31:12,320
If you can't get Mbappuccino, maybe go and hit up your local cafeteria.

3030
01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:20,520
I may recommend traveling to the heart of the country to Tullamore to visit the little coffee hut just outside Tullamore town.

3031
01:31:20,660 --> 01:31:21,840
It's a crazy bit of business.

3032
01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:23,040
Small little hut.

3033
01:31:23,580 --> 01:31:24,700
Best coffee in the country.

3034
01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:26,480
Best coffee in the country.

3035
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:29,660
And that's, that's, I'm not blowing smoke.

3036
01:31:30,360 --> 01:31:33,960
I would say, I'd tell you if it wasn't as good as what I thought it was.

3037
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:35,900
But it was every bit of good and more.

3038
01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:41,420
So get on down to that shop and get on into that coffee bean.

3039
01:31:41,420 --> 01:31:42,520
It's a crazy bit of business.

3040
01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:43,080
Go up.

3041
01:31:43,340 --> 01:31:43,700
Matrix.

3042
01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:44,740
Thank you very much.

3043
01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:51,120
There's zero seconds of injury time left.

3044
01:31:51,260 --> 01:31:52,600
It's going to go to penalties, Francis.

3045
01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:57,980
And one matter enters stage left.

3046
01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:00,220
And Alex Tellitz too.

3047
01:32:00,340 --> 01:32:02,160
He's on teletext.

3048
01:32:02,740 --> 01:32:04,100
And I got to tell you something.

3049
01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:07,020
It looks like it's going to penalties.

3050
01:32:07,020 --> 01:32:07,440
Yeah.

3051
01:32:07,660 --> 01:32:08,780
I don't care.

3052
01:32:09,020 --> 01:32:11,160
I already won the six euro.

3053
01:32:11,420 --> 01:32:11,700
Yeah.

3054
01:32:12,340 --> 01:32:14,300
I bet 25 cents.

3055
01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:16,220
That Manchester United.

3056
01:32:16,860 --> 01:32:20,320
And Villarreal would be drawn 1-1 at the end of the game.

3057
01:32:20,620 --> 01:32:21,780
And that Cavani scored.

3058
01:32:21,900 --> 01:32:22,580
Cavani scored.

3059
01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:23,540
Cavani scored.

3060
01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:25,540
16 to 1-1.

3061
01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:39,360
And now the zip on the jacket of Emery goes up to the top.

3062
01:32:39,820 --> 01:32:40,820
He's had enough of letting his suit.

3063
01:32:40,820 --> 01:32:42,260
He's had enough of letting his suit get wet.

3064
01:32:42,960 --> 01:32:46,160
His tie with the emblem of Villarreal etched onto it.

3065
01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:47,920
It's the end of that.

3066
01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:49,340
It's a wet suit he's wearing.

3067
01:32:49,380 --> 01:32:50,300
He's wearing a wet suit.

3068
01:32:50,420 --> 01:32:52,680
But he's not going to be going scuba diving on it.

3069
01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:56,600
Unless he ends up in a fucking sea of misery later on.

3070
01:32:56,680 --> 01:32:59,420
Having lashed the penalty shootout to Manchester United.

3071
01:33:00,140 --> 01:33:06,060
Unai Emery is looking very, very shimmery at the moment.

3072
01:33:06,380 --> 01:33:10,080
As he goes into a fucking penalty shootout with the boys from Via.

3073
01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:13,440
Against the lover lads from Man.

3074
01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:15,280
Tom Ripper.

3075
01:33:15,820 --> 01:33:17,200
Thank you very, very much.

3076
01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:18,860
Crazy Bitter Business, Francis.

3077
01:33:20,860 --> 01:33:24,520
It's a crazy bit of business from Tom Ripper.

3078
01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:28,820
Thank you very, very much for the slipper bomb.

3079
01:33:29,080 --> 01:33:30,820
He dropped the slipper bomb.

3080
01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:36,680
If you don't know what a slipper bomb is, it's my new word for 40 euro tips.

3081
01:33:37,260 --> 01:33:38,680
40 euro tips.

3082
01:33:39,160 --> 01:33:43,600
They're in the shape of a slipper and they're wrapped up to the tips.

3083
01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:49,760
In bomb material, we're talking latex clad semtex gimp.

3084
01:33:50,100 --> 01:33:52,340
About to blow up in your face.

3085
01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:57,080
Don't watch out for the latex semtex gimp.

3086
01:33:58,180 --> 01:33:59,100
What's that?

3087
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:05,160
It's a brand new gimp that's just been released by society.

3088
01:34:05,960 --> 01:34:11,400
It's a fully latex leather clad semtex gimp.

3089
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:13,400
A semtex gimp.

3090
01:34:13,400 --> 01:34:17,260
You better watch out what you do to him.

3091
01:34:17,260 --> 01:34:19,320
You do the wrong thing.

3092
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:23,260
And he's gonna blow up in your face tonight.

3093
01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:31,380
Make sure you're wearing a bomb suit when you're taking on the leather clad semtex gimp.

3094
01:34:31,380 --> 01:34:32,120
On a Tuesday night.

3095
01:34:32,120 --> 01:34:33,340
On a Tuesday night.

3096
01:34:33,340 --> 01:34:37,340
It might be Wednesday, but I'm feeling alright.

3097
01:34:37,540 --> 01:34:41,400
Villarreal versus the men unite.

3098
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:48,080
They're getting in the huddle to make themselves feel right for a penalty shootout.

3099
01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:50,080
A penalty shootout.

3100
01:34:50,080 --> 01:34:53,380
On a Wednesday evening.

3101
01:34:53,380 --> 01:34:54,380
Good man.

3102
01:34:54,380 --> 01:34:55,380
Good man.

3103
01:34:55,380 --> 01:34:56,380
Good man.

3104
01:34:56,380 --> 01:34:57,240
Good dance.

3105
01:34:57,240 --> 01:34:58,240
Good lad.

3106
01:34:58,240 --> 01:34:59,240
Good man.

3107
01:34:59,240 --> 01:35:00,240
Good dance.

3108
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:01,240
How's your dad?

3109
01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:02,240
Good dad.

3110
01:35:02,240 --> 01:35:03,240
Good man.

3111
01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:04,240
Good dance.

3112
01:35:04,240 --> 01:35:09,600
Cause your mam were looking pretty cool, the guy is looking schwank.

3113
01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:17,520
And if he saves enough goal balls, he'll win the game for United and the Mall.

3114
01:35:18,260 --> 01:35:26,620
And they'll go back to the hotel tonight with the trophy and a fully stocked fridge.

3115
01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:36,480
And inside the cupboard in the hotel lobby room is two massive balloons.

3116
01:35:36,480 --> 01:35:40,420
And when you pop those balloons, what's inside?

3117
01:35:41,340 --> 01:35:45,480
Well, I gotta tell you this. I gotta tell you true.

3118
01:35:45,860 --> 01:35:49,700
I'm gonna tell you things that's not meant for you.

3119
01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:52,700
There's a fully stocked fridge in the gaff.

3120
01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:57,320
And there's a fully latex-clad leather semtex.

3121
01:35:57,460 --> 01:36:06,520
In the cupboard beside the bathroom, you'll find a fully strapped up latex leather gimp.

3122
01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:09,480
Inside the cup winner's bathroom.

3123
01:36:10,060 --> 01:36:13,380
Tonight, the Europa League gimp.

3124
01:36:14,840 --> 01:36:17,620
Wow, it's a crazy scenario.

3125
01:36:18,100 --> 01:36:23,280
It's a crazy picture that you paint with your words as well.

3126
01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:24,280
But according...

3127
01:36:24,280 --> 01:36:28,280
My takeaway from whatever that was there, Francis...

3128
01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:30,820
And can I call you Francis?

3129
01:36:31,340 --> 01:36:33,280
Well, it's my fucking name, like...

3130
01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:39,760
My takeaway is that the winners of this penalty shootout not only go home with the Europa League trophy,

3131
01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:43,620
but they bring that back to a hotel suite.

3132
01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:44,880
Hotel lobby.

3133
01:36:46,340 --> 01:36:48,940
And then there's two inflatable balloons in the lobby.

3134
01:36:49,460 --> 01:36:50,840
Two inflatable balloons, Tom.

3135
01:36:50,980 --> 01:36:53,440
I only told you what was in one of those balloons.

3136
01:36:53,540 --> 01:36:56,720
It's a fully latex-clad leather semtex gimp.

3137
01:36:57,240 --> 01:37:00,520
And the other one I left for you to decide...

3138
01:37:00,520 --> 01:37:01,560
I left it open-ended.

3139
01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:02,600
What's in the other balloon?

3140
01:37:03,900 --> 01:37:04,920
I was just gonna say...

3141
01:37:04,920 --> 01:37:08,700
Because I heard when you said hotel lobby, I was gonna say...

3142
01:37:08,700 --> 01:37:11,400
Is R. Kelly in those balloons?

3143
01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:12,800
It's R. Kelly, Tom.

3144
01:37:12,860 --> 01:37:13,700
You got it in one.

3145
01:37:13,960 --> 01:37:16,100
You crazy, crazy uncle bastard.

3146
01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:17,360
Runaway game.

3147
01:37:17,440 --> 01:37:18,320
Thank you very much.

3148
01:37:18,720 --> 01:37:19,460
And Tom Ripper.

3149
01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:20,220
Thank you very much.

3150
01:37:20,260 --> 01:37:21,800
You're worth every euro, you say.

3151
01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:22,880
Says Tom Ripper.

3152
01:37:23,240 --> 01:37:24,020
Thanks for the streams.

3153
01:37:24,180 --> 01:37:27,120
I mostly watch yours back catalogue.

3154
01:37:27,180 --> 01:37:27,640
It slaps.

3155
01:37:27,740 --> 01:37:28,580
I watch mostly your back...

3156
01:37:28,580 --> 01:37:29,440
Thank you very much.

3157
01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:31,080
Crazy bit of business, Tom.

3158
01:37:31,420 --> 01:37:32,400
Crazy bit of business.

3159
01:37:32,920 --> 01:37:38,780
And Ruli is unruly at the keeper's stakes for Villarreal.

3160
01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:40,880
But it's all to play for tonight.

3161
01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:45,700
A hotel room with a fridge that's stocked to the gills.

3162
01:37:46,080 --> 01:37:48,700
And also a cupboard next to the fucking en suite.

3163
01:37:48,700 --> 01:37:52,740
Which contains not only an ironing board and a Corby trouser press.

3164
01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:59,080
But a fully leather-clad, latex-clad, leather semtex gimp.

3165
01:37:59,300 --> 01:38:02,320
Who could explode at the drop of a hat.

3166
01:38:02,680 --> 01:38:05,740
Don't allow any naked flame around that gimp.

3167
01:38:06,140 --> 01:38:08,320
Otherwise, your night is going to go out with a bang.

3168
01:38:08,440 --> 01:38:10,200
Tonight, Villarreal about to step up.

3169
01:38:10,360 --> 01:38:10,820
Take a penalty.

3170
01:38:11,100 --> 01:38:11,940
Ross Kemp with the tip.

3171
01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:12,640
Thanks very much.

3172
01:38:13,060 --> 01:38:13,900
Here comes Villarreal.

3173
01:38:14,060 --> 01:38:14,560
First penalty.

3174
01:38:14,940 --> 01:38:17,040
And it's straight down the left-hand side.

3175
01:38:17,300 --> 01:38:17,980
Very easily.

3176
01:38:18,140 --> 01:38:22,220
Pashed in the corner there by the man for Villarreal.

3177
01:38:23,220 --> 01:38:25,800
And David Degas has no chance at all.

3178
01:38:25,800 --> 01:38:27,160
Ross Kemp, thanks very much.

3179
01:38:27,240 --> 01:38:30,040
Just deposited 15 grand into BillyBet247.

3180
01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:34,120
And thinking I was buying GameStop stock and Dogecoin.

3181
01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:36,620
Now I've fucked the whole family's inheritance.

3182
01:38:37,020 --> 01:38:42,440
And the kids have to go and work as sandwich artists at Subway.

3183
01:38:42,620 --> 01:38:44,240
Why can't I withdraw?

3184
01:38:44,860 --> 01:38:45,580
Question mark.

3185
01:38:46,660 --> 01:38:47,440
I'm fucked.

3186
01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:51,760
Well, there's nothing I can say to that, Ross.

3187
01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:52,700
Sorry about that.

3188
01:38:53,100 --> 01:38:54,160
Sorry about that, Ross.

3189
01:38:54,380 --> 01:38:54,940
When matter.

3190
01:38:55,180 --> 01:38:55,640
Steps up.

3191
01:38:55,860 --> 01:38:56,260
Penalty.

3192
01:38:56,460 --> 01:38:57,680
Dispatch into the back of the net.

3193
01:38:57,680 --> 01:38:59,580
Crazy bit of business.

3194
01:38:59,860 --> 01:39:01,540
What's the matter, you?

3195
01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:02,220
When?

3196
01:39:02,420 --> 01:39:04,220
Why you look so sad?

3197
01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:06,160
It's not so bad.

3198
01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:06,640
When?

3199
01:39:06,900 --> 01:39:08,500
You're a nice man.

3200
01:39:08,900 --> 01:39:10,540
Ah, you scored the pin.

3201
01:39:11,440 --> 01:39:16,660
And it could have been saved by Rooley, who dived the wrong way, dove the wrong way.

3202
01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:20,400
And he didn't get a hand to the ball.

3203
01:39:21,340 --> 01:39:26,760
Thanks very much, Chris McBee, Ross Kemp, Latex Pleather, Semtex Gimp, and Latex Tunes.

3204
01:39:27,100 --> 01:39:30,540
I hope you're getting on well, and that you're doing well.

3205
01:39:30,680 --> 01:39:36,300
It's one penalty apiece here at the Gdansk Stadium as Villarreal step up.

3206
01:39:37,180 --> 01:39:37,380
Oh!

3207
01:39:38,820 --> 01:39:40,540
And he scores it.

3208
01:39:40,660 --> 01:39:43,440
Puts it down the left-hand side flank hatcher.

3209
01:39:44,140 --> 01:39:49,820
And it's two penalties taken Villarreal and two penalties converted here.

3210
01:39:50,200 --> 01:39:51,060
Crazy bit of business.

3211
01:39:51,420 --> 01:39:52,060
Thanks for the tip.

3212
01:39:52,720 --> 01:39:54,620
Crazy bit of business, Tom.

3213
01:39:54,780 --> 01:39:55,920
It's Tom Ripper.

3214
01:39:56,040 --> 01:39:57,640
Thank you very much for the tip again.

3215
01:39:57,760 --> 01:39:59,480
Have you the whereabouts of any sailors?

3216
01:40:00,480 --> 01:40:01,460
Shenmue, obviously.

3217
01:40:01,940 --> 01:40:07,040
Look, that's a hard fucking memory to go back to.

3218
01:40:07,520 --> 01:40:13,960
It's tough to think about Shenmue and the absolute ludicrous non-story that was the entire game.

3219
01:40:13,960 --> 01:40:18,400
Going around a village and then going to the docks to try and find the man who got your dad.

3220
01:40:18,520 --> 01:40:20,260
And then fighting loads of random idiots.

3221
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,180
Alex Tillis steps up for United.

3222
01:40:22,500 --> 01:40:24,160
Puts the ball down to the back of the net.

3223
01:40:24,400 --> 01:40:26,660
All the penalties so far have been great penalties.

3224
01:40:26,660 --> 01:40:35,880
It's a great penalty for Alex Tillis who came on as a substitute a few moments ago.

3225
01:40:36,940 --> 01:40:42,040
And you can see why he was brought on because that was a real cool penalty.

3226
01:40:42,540 --> 01:40:45,580
And so far, as we said, all the penalties have been good.

3227
01:40:46,500 --> 01:40:50,240
And I'm just looking here at Dan James.

3228
01:40:50,760 --> 01:40:52,820
I wouldn't fucking let him take a penalty.

3229
01:40:53,360 --> 01:40:55,520
Yeah, it's a crazy one, but he's let him on anyways.

3230
01:40:55,660 --> 01:40:57,180
So let's see how he gets on.

3231
01:40:57,700 --> 01:41:01,880
But if I was to put money on someone missing, it would be DJ himself.

3232
01:41:02,160 --> 01:41:02,980
Here come Villarreal.

3233
01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:06,100
Oh, De Gea nearly gets the hand to it.

3234
01:41:06,480 --> 01:41:12,220
And it just creeps in the bottom left-hand side of the post like a creepy ball.

3235
01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:14,880
That you have your doubts about.

3236
01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:16,060
Like, oh, he's a bit creepy.

3237
01:41:17,260 --> 01:41:21,500
And then we can see it just rolls right into the fucking corner of the net.

3238
01:41:22,060 --> 01:41:24,120
De Gea had fingertips to it.

3239
01:41:31,700 --> 01:41:41,020
Now, I think Bruno Fernandes, who scores a lot of penalty kicks for Manchester United during the season.

3240
01:41:41,560 --> 01:41:43,300
Same text, Gimp, meet up.

3241
01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:44,360
Thank you very much.

3242
01:41:45,020 --> 01:41:47,520
Who says meet at the Gulag at 12.

3243
01:41:47,860 --> 01:41:51,940
Bruno Fernandes takes a penalty down to the left-hand side again.

3244
01:41:51,940 --> 01:41:55,100
And each and every penalty has gone down to that left-hand side.

3245
01:41:55,420 --> 01:41:56,400
Crazy bit of business.

3246
01:41:58,280 --> 01:42:00,940
Will the next penalty taker go down that way?

3247
01:42:01,580 --> 01:42:06,540
And your man, Gulli or Ruli, had a hand to it again.

3248
01:42:06,540 --> 01:42:08,100
Just got a hand to it.

3249
01:42:08,140 --> 01:42:12,020
But it wasn't enough to divert the course of that ball.

3250
01:42:12,420 --> 01:42:13,000
That balloon.

3251
01:42:13,360 --> 01:42:15,620
Which goes right into the back of the goal sack.

3252
01:42:16,120 --> 01:42:19,300
And three penalties have been taken by each side.

3253
01:42:19,740 --> 01:42:22,080
And three penalties have gone into the back of the onion sack.

3254
01:42:22,420 --> 01:42:24,200
Here's Villarreal with the fourth penalty.

3255
01:42:24,480 --> 01:42:26,780
And it goes right into the back of the onion sack.

3256
01:42:28,940 --> 01:42:30,200
Crazy bit of business.

3257
01:42:30,840 --> 01:42:32,560
Right down the right-hand side.

3258
01:42:32,920 --> 01:42:35,660
First penalty to go that way in all the penalties.

3259
01:42:36,740 --> 01:42:38,780
And it was the eighth penalty.

3260
01:42:38,780 --> 01:42:41,500
It was the seventh penalty.

3261
01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:47,300
And now it'll be the eighth penalty taken by Manchester United.

3262
01:42:47,540 --> 01:42:48,220
Pole dog.

3263
01:42:48,660 --> 01:42:49,500
Thank you very much.

3264
01:42:49,600 --> 01:42:52,000
The orange men are good lads, you see.

3265
01:43:00,220 --> 01:43:04,100
Marcus Rashford steps up for Manchester United.

3266
01:43:05,060 --> 01:43:06,120
I hope he scores.

3267
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:07,640
Got a feeling he won't.

3268
01:43:07,900 --> 01:43:10,320
But I mean, his conversion rate was pretty good.

3269
01:43:10,880 --> 01:43:12,140
Rashford steps up.

3270
01:43:12,360 --> 01:43:13,340
He does a sidestep.

3271
01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:14,840
Rashford goes to meet it.

3272
01:43:14,980 --> 01:43:15,540
Little shimmy.

3273
01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:16,080
Step.

3274
01:43:16,440 --> 01:43:17,020
And takes it.

3275
01:43:17,200 --> 01:43:17,700
Converts it.

3276
01:43:17,920 --> 01:43:19,040
Really easy for Rashford.

3277
01:43:19,260 --> 01:43:21,120
Really nice stuff from him.

3278
01:43:24,120 --> 01:43:24,960
Sudden death.

3279
01:43:25,880 --> 01:43:27,720
Sudden death penalty stakes.

3280
01:43:27,720 --> 01:43:31,820
Crazy bit of business.

3281
01:43:38,600 --> 01:43:40,400
Lovely penalty from Rashfield.

3282
01:43:41,940 --> 01:43:44,900
Final penalty to be taken by each team now.

3283
01:43:45,000 --> 01:43:45,780
Even though it's not final.

3284
01:43:45,900 --> 01:43:46,580
It's sudden death.

3285
01:43:46,820 --> 01:43:48,420
So this is it.

3286
01:43:48,580 --> 01:43:49,140
Via Real.

3287
01:43:49,580 --> 01:43:51,740
Step up to take the penalty here.

3288
01:43:53,520 --> 01:43:55,140
If they score.

3289
01:43:55,560 --> 01:43:57,280
Man, you have to score or they're out.

3290
01:43:57,780 --> 01:43:58,480
If they miss.

3291
01:43:59,100 --> 01:44:00,660
Then they could be out if Man Uscar.

3292
01:44:01,440 --> 01:44:03,440
And it goes into the back of the goal net.

3293
01:44:06,080 --> 01:44:07,440
Manchester United now.

3294
01:44:07,520 --> 01:44:08,700
Have to score their penalty.

3295
01:44:08,840 --> 01:44:11,940
Otherwise they've lost the Europa League final trophy.

3296
01:44:12,800 --> 01:44:13,680
To Via Real.

3297
01:44:15,360 --> 01:44:16,480
Crazy bit of business.

3298
01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:17,760
Tom Ripper.

3299
01:44:17,880 --> 01:44:18,900
Thank you very much, sir.

3300
01:44:19,040 --> 01:44:21,520
And Lianfer Paglian.

3301
01:44:21,520 --> 01:44:22,520
Or Lianfer Paglian.

3302
01:44:22,520 --> 01:44:23,320
Lianfer Paglian.

3303
01:44:23,320 --> 01:44:24,460
Can't pronounce that.

3304
01:44:24,540 --> 01:44:25,400
Something in Welsh.

3305
01:44:25,940 --> 01:44:27,680
Someone's after tipping in Welsh.

3306
01:44:28,240 --> 01:44:30,640
And we can't handle Welsh.

3307
01:44:31,160 --> 01:44:31,660
I'm afraid.

3308
01:44:32,120 --> 01:44:36,640
Here is Cavani who's stepping up to take the penalty for Manchester United.

3309
01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:38,540
Edinson Cavani.

3310
01:44:38,760 --> 01:44:39,520
El Matador.

3311
01:44:40,300 --> 01:44:41,140
He steps up.

3312
01:44:41,360 --> 01:44:42,060
He runs up.

3313
01:44:42,380 --> 01:44:42,940
Boom.

3314
01:44:43,340 --> 01:44:44,760
Right down the back of the sack.

3315
01:44:44,860 --> 01:44:45,940
For Edinson Cavani.

3316
01:44:46,340 --> 01:44:47,340
The Uruguayan.

3317
01:44:48,300 --> 01:44:48,860
Matadoristic.

3318
01:44:49,020 --> 01:44:49,920
Matador man.

3319
01:44:52,240 --> 01:44:52,880
Lovely.

3320
01:44:53,220 --> 01:44:55,980
Lovely bit of stuff there from Edinson Cavani.

3321
01:44:56,380 --> 01:44:57,840
Goes over to David De Gea.

3322
01:44:57,980 --> 01:44:59,180
And gives him a hug and a kiss.

3323
01:44:59,700 --> 01:45:00,440
As if to say.

3324
01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:01,640
I love you, man.

3325
01:45:02,020 --> 01:45:03,620
And don't worry about the next bit.

3326
01:45:04,060 --> 01:45:06,060
Even though you do have to fucking save it.

3327
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:07,040
Otherwise we're fucked.

3328
01:45:08,340 --> 01:45:08,780
Yeah.

3329
01:45:08,960 --> 01:45:11,840
It looked like they had words together there when they were hugging.

3330
01:45:13,600 --> 01:45:14,040
So.

3331
01:45:15,380 --> 01:45:16,420
Five penalties.

3332
01:45:16,740 --> 01:45:18,320
Have been taken by both sides.

3333
01:45:18,420 --> 01:45:19,220
And they've all scored them.

3334
01:45:19,420 --> 01:45:20,160
This is sudden death.

3335
01:45:20,260 --> 01:45:20,700
Villarreal.

3336
01:45:21,360 --> 01:45:22,640
Down the back of the net.

3337
01:45:23,060 --> 01:45:24,040
Straight down the middle.

3338
01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:26,320
Nobody has missed a penalty yet.

3339
01:45:26,800 --> 01:45:28,600
Nobody has saved a penalty.

3340
01:45:29,400 --> 01:45:30,520
They've all gone in.

3341
01:45:31,240 --> 01:45:32,900
It's a crazy bit of business.

3342
01:45:34,100 --> 01:45:34,880
Lovely stuff.

3343
01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:35,920
Straight down the middle.

3344
01:45:37,140 --> 01:45:40,620
If you're De Gea or you're Gouly or Trouly or whatever he is.

3345
01:45:41,380 --> 01:45:42,660
You want to be diving.

3346
01:45:42,860 --> 01:45:45,760
Because you don't want to be seen to be not making an effort.

3347
01:45:46,300 --> 01:45:49,380
And they cut away there of a fan in the audience.

3348
01:45:49,620 --> 01:45:55,380
Who had a real Stuart Chaffee kind of thatched fictional cottage.

3349
01:45:55,380 --> 01:45:57,500
on top of the dome piece.

3350
01:45:57,800 --> 01:46:01,380
Which was sadly arid in its mainscape.

3351
01:46:01,740 --> 01:46:03,080
Now Fred steps up.

3352
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:04,440
Oh.

3353
01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:06,100
I thought he was going to miss that.

3354
01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:07,220
It looked fucking dodged.

3355
01:46:07,280 --> 01:46:08,040
But he scored it.

3356
01:46:08,720 --> 01:46:09,840
Crazy bit of business.

3357
01:46:10,100 --> 01:46:10,480
Fred.

3358
01:46:10,840 --> 01:46:12,820
I would have put money on him missing.

3359
01:46:12,820 --> 01:46:14,060
I would have told you.

3360
01:46:14,140 --> 01:46:14,920
If Dan James.

3361
01:46:15,260 --> 01:46:16,820
Poor Dan James.

3362
01:46:17,480 --> 01:46:19,740
I can just see it happening now.

3363
01:46:19,960 --> 01:46:22,640
That it's going to fall on Dan James' shoulders.

3364
01:46:23,240 --> 01:46:29,420
And it's going to be an absolute Gareth Southgate Euro 96 moment for him.

3365
01:46:30,200 --> 01:46:30,900
Let's see.

3366
01:46:33,960 --> 01:46:36,180
No.

3367
01:46:36,720 --> 01:46:41,700
The fella who's a defender or a center half or a fucking midfielder or a center midfielder.

3368
01:46:41,820 --> 01:46:42,720
He's a big fucker.

3369
01:46:42,780 --> 01:46:43,460
He's standing up.

3370
01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:44,220
He's taking the penalty.

3371
01:46:44,560 --> 01:46:45,320
He rolls it in.

3372
01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:46,200
Confidence.

3373
01:46:47,180 --> 01:46:47,700
Confidence.

3374
01:46:49,220 --> 01:46:50,160
Confidence lads.

3375
01:46:51,220 --> 01:46:52,560
And that's what it's all about.

3376
01:46:52,620 --> 01:46:53,360
That fella there.

3377
01:46:53,500 --> 01:46:55,020
He just rolled into town.

3378
01:46:55,380 --> 01:46:57,040
And just told the goalkeeper.

3379
01:46:57,420 --> 01:46:58,360
This is what I'm doing.

3380
01:46:59,060 --> 01:47:01,040
And you're not even going to be able to do anything about it.

3381
01:47:06,140 --> 01:47:07,780
Crazy bit of business altogether.

3382
01:47:09,060 --> 01:47:12,820
Manchester United must score this penalty now.

3383
01:47:12,820 --> 01:47:13,800
If they don't.

3384
01:47:14,140 --> 01:47:15,300
They've lost the trophy.

3385
01:47:15,440 --> 01:47:17,540
They said that they didn't want to win anyway.

3386
01:47:18,220 --> 01:47:19,900
Should have self-prophesized lads.

3387
01:47:19,900 --> 01:47:22,020
Oh, they scored it.

3388
01:47:22,380 --> 01:47:23,220
They scored their penalty.

3389
01:47:23,400 --> 01:47:23,820
Well done.

3390
01:47:24,800 --> 01:47:26,360
Seven penalties apiece.

3391
01:47:27,620 --> 01:47:29,280
It was Dan James.

3392
01:47:30,220 --> 01:47:33,180
Converts the penalty from Manchester United.

3393
01:47:33,960 --> 01:47:35,540
Seven penalties apiece.

3394
01:47:35,960 --> 01:47:39,120
Each ball has gone into the fucking back of the yoke.

3395
01:47:39,840 --> 01:47:40,780
Back of Yoko.

3396
01:47:41,320 --> 01:47:42,860
For Everton and Nigeria.

3397
01:47:43,860 --> 01:47:46,420
Let's have a little look here and see who they've got left.

3398
01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:47,260
They've had Bruno.

3399
01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:48,220
They've had Cavani.

3400
01:47:48,920 --> 01:47:50,120
They've had Rashford.

3401
01:47:50,820 --> 01:47:51,940
They've had James.

3402
01:47:52,480 --> 01:47:54,060
They've had fucking Tellez.

3403
01:47:54,380 --> 01:47:56,100
There's not many more left as though really.

3404
01:47:56,180 --> 01:47:57,940
It's getting scraping the bottom of the barrel.

3405
01:47:58,720 --> 01:48:01,940
But you wonder what Villarreal are having to put up now.

3406
01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:03,540
Villarreal penalty.

3407
01:48:04,540 --> 01:48:05,900
Oh, top corner.

3408
01:48:07,540 --> 01:48:09,420
It was the best penalty.

3409
01:48:09,760 --> 01:48:11,500
But it was still fucking dodgy.

3410
01:48:11,500 --> 01:48:17,840
Every one of these penalties is fraught with dodginess.

3411
01:48:18,840 --> 01:48:22,540
It was such a great penalty from Cocaine or whatever his name is.

3412
01:48:22,920 --> 01:48:32,440
But it could have been such a fucking drastic scenario if a few more degrees of separation were met when the boot hit the ball.

3413
01:48:33,180 --> 01:48:34,840
Next up, Luke Shaw.

3414
01:48:35,620 --> 01:48:37,780
From Manchester United.

3415
01:48:38,560 --> 01:48:40,300
Takes their eighth penalty.

3416
01:48:42,980 --> 01:48:45,980
Luke Shaw about to dispatch ball.

3417
01:48:46,120 --> 01:48:46,800
Luke Shaw ball.

3418
01:48:47,220 --> 01:48:50,720
Oh, goalkeeper gets a hand to it but it goes into the goal.

3419
01:48:54,640 --> 01:48:55,940
Crazy bit of business.

3420
01:48:57,440 --> 01:48:57,800
Ugh.

3421
01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:00,200
The keeper has had a shock.

3422
01:49:00,940 --> 01:49:01,220
Oh.

3423
01:49:03,020 --> 01:49:11,160
Robbie Savage there having a fucking orgasmic reaction to the keeper not saving the ball.

3424
01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:12,660
Crazy bit of business.

3425
01:49:12,760 --> 01:49:19,660
But I suppose he is forced to make crazy statements because that's the job, isn't it?

3426
01:49:19,940 --> 01:49:21,420
Tom Ripper, thank you very much.

3427
01:49:22,220 --> 01:49:25,360
If I caught you live often, I'd pay you more often, says Tom.

3428
01:49:25,420 --> 01:49:25,980
Get a Patreon.

3429
01:49:26,200 --> 01:49:28,060
I feel watching your archive is justified.

3430
01:49:28,540 --> 01:49:29,140
You're the best.

3431
01:49:29,220 --> 01:49:30,340
Thank you very much, Tom Ripper.

3432
01:49:30,460 --> 01:49:31,520
It's very, very kind of you.

3433
01:49:31,740 --> 01:49:32,040
Tom.

3434
01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:34,420
Thank you very, very much, Tom Ripper.

3435
01:49:35,560 --> 01:49:38,620
Here's Villarreal penalty into the back of the net.

3436
01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:40,920
Fucking nine penalties each, man.

3437
01:49:40,960 --> 01:49:41,800
When's this going to end?

3438
01:49:41,800 --> 01:49:42,800
Fire on the books.

3439
01:49:45,420 --> 01:49:47,280
It would have been particularly cruel.

3440
01:49:47,620 --> 01:49:48,700
Crazy bit of business.

3441
01:49:49,200 --> 01:49:53,700
We're coming to the end of the beer so the game would want to wrap up fairly lively because

3442
01:49:53,700 --> 01:49:56,460
I ain't got time for this shit.

3443
01:49:57,020 --> 01:49:57,500
Sober.

3444
01:50:00,080 --> 01:50:07,980
And Robbie Savage is fucking climaxing in that commentary booth with the other fella.

3445
01:50:08,240 --> 01:50:13,160
I'm glad I'm in prison and that I'm catching you with video link, Tom.

3446
01:50:14,060 --> 01:50:16,520
This is that new fella Twenzebe.

3447
01:50:17,140 --> 01:50:19,300
Oh, he puts it into the back of the net.

3448
01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:22,400
And that was cool.

3449
01:50:22,740 --> 01:50:23,440
It was calm.

3450
01:50:23,920 --> 01:50:25,140
It was cucumberistic.

3451
01:50:25,640 --> 01:50:29,400
It was nothing more than a bit of Twenzebe magic.

3452
01:50:35,700 --> 01:50:37,860
It's not magnificent, Robbie, in fairness.

3453
01:50:38,340 --> 01:50:39,880
It's no way is it magnificent.

3454
01:50:40,380 --> 01:50:43,620
Robbie Savage just has no words left to say.

3455
01:50:43,980 --> 01:50:45,840
It was a decent penalty, Robbie.

3456
01:50:46,580 --> 01:50:49,860
Wasn't as fucking amazing as you're having a meltdown about.

3457
01:50:54,860 --> 01:50:55,220
Ariel.

3458
01:50:57,400 --> 01:51:00,200
To take a sudden death penalty.

3459
01:51:00,680 --> 01:51:01,640
We have had no misses.

3460
01:51:02,140 --> 01:51:03,200
Something about this.

3461
01:51:03,680 --> 01:51:04,620
Something about it.

3462
01:51:04,760 --> 01:51:05,440
Strikes it.

3463
01:51:05,980 --> 01:51:07,220
And sends it home.

3464
01:51:08,720 --> 01:51:09,900
Winds it up.

3465
01:51:10,440 --> 01:51:12,100
And sends it home.

3466
01:51:14,100 --> 01:51:14,980
I forgot.

3467
01:51:15,380 --> 01:51:17,640
We were meant to be doing that for every fucking penalty.

3468
01:51:18,240 --> 01:51:19,180
I know.

3469
01:51:19,380 --> 01:51:20,440
That's been the trademark.

3470
01:51:20,940 --> 01:51:21,980
That winds it up.

3471
01:51:22,240 --> 01:51:23,480
And sends it home.

3472
01:51:23,800 --> 01:51:26,900
The chance has gone to say that nine times.

3473
01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:29,580
And I forgot every fucking time.

3474
01:51:30,700 --> 01:51:31,620
Don't worry, though.

3475
01:51:32,020 --> 01:51:33,100
We could be going on.

3476
01:51:33,180 --> 01:51:35,000
If it keeps going the way it is now.

3477
01:51:35,220 --> 01:51:37,080
We'll be here in a few hours' time.

3478
01:51:37,200 --> 01:51:38,760
Still fucking talking about this.

3479
01:51:39,380 --> 01:51:40,940
It's a boring scenario.

3480
01:51:41,260 --> 01:51:43,140
Ten penalties each is boring, lads.

3481
01:51:43,240 --> 01:51:43,760
Wrap it up.

3482
01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:44,540
Lind laughs.

3483
01:51:44,940 --> 01:51:47,340
And he fucking puts it into the back of the wall.

3484
01:51:48,240 --> 01:51:49,220
Winds it up.

3485
01:51:50,220 --> 01:51:51,740
And sends it home.

3486
01:51:53,240 --> 01:51:54,400
Crazy bit of business.

3487
01:51:55,280 --> 01:51:56,260
Unai Emery.

3488
01:51:56,660 --> 01:51:59,840
The vampiristic fucking Dracula man.

3489
01:52:00,480 --> 01:52:01,740
Drak Adams.

3490
01:52:02,520 --> 01:52:04,380
Starks the fucking touchline.

3491
01:52:05,080 --> 01:52:07,280
Like a blood-hungry sucker.

3492
01:52:08,060 --> 01:52:09,420
From the land.

3493
01:52:09,420 --> 01:52:11,280
Of Eastern Europe.

3494
01:52:13,140 --> 01:52:13,980
Yeah.

3495
01:52:14,540 --> 01:52:14,980
Crazy.

3496
01:52:15,280 --> 01:52:17,960
Now the goalkeeper is standing up to take a penalty.

3497
01:52:18,540 --> 01:52:19,320
It's Gouli.

3498
01:52:19,780 --> 01:52:20,360
Gouli.

3499
01:52:20,780 --> 01:52:21,420
Gouli.

3500
01:52:21,660 --> 01:52:24,620
And Gouli scores for Villarreal.

3501
01:52:25,440 --> 01:52:26,520
It's a goal.

3502
01:52:26,740 --> 01:52:29,500
For the goalkeeper who plays for Villarreal.

3503
01:52:30,160 --> 01:52:31,880
And he scored the goal.

3504
01:52:32,540 --> 01:52:36,660
David Degaya was the goalkeeper who couldn't save that goal.

3505
01:52:36,660 --> 01:52:38,800
And what a goal from Gouli.

3506
01:52:39,260 --> 01:52:44,320
Who truly believes in his ability to rule the fucking roost of the goal.

3507
01:52:44,740 --> 01:52:47,360
And now David Degaya is coming up.

3508
01:52:47,900 --> 01:52:48,960
Is he going to do it?

3509
01:52:49,360 --> 01:52:53,340
Is he going to make Manchester proud of him once more?

3510
01:52:53,880 --> 01:52:54,640
Let's see.

3511
01:52:55,260 --> 01:52:56,540
Let's see what happens.

3512
01:52:56,880 --> 01:52:58,420
Degaya stands up.

3513
01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:00,020
And he's fucked it.

3514
01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:01,700
He's fucked it.

3515
01:53:03,740 --> 01:53:04,800
And that's it.

3516
01:53:04,860 --> 01:53:06,840
Villarreal have won.

3517
01:53:07,540 --> 01:53:10,120
Manchester United have fucked it.

3518
01:53:10,480 --> 01:53:14,880
And they said that it wasn't the trophy that we were wanting to win, lads.

3519
01:53:15,080 --> 01:53:16,340
Well, you didn't win it.

3520
01:53:17,020 --> 01:53:19,040
You didn't win it, lads.

3521
01:53:19,040 --> 01:53:20,460
It was shit.

3522
01:53:20,460 --> 01:53:20,640
It was shit.

3523
01:53:26,640 --> 01:53:28,460
Villarreal.

3524
01:53:28,920 --> 01:53:30,360
Villarreal.

3525
01:53:30,640 --> 01:53:31,000
Vamos.

3526
01:53:31,540 --> 01:53:31,980
Vamos.

3527
01:53:32,700 --> 01:53:33,460
Villarreal.

3528
01:53:35,320 --> 01:53:37,720
Manchester United.

3529
01:53:38,420 --> 01:53:41,780
You have fallen at the final hurdle.

3530
01:53:41,920 --> 01:53:43,060
You are shit.

3531
01:53:45,100 --> 01:53:45,400
Shit.

3532
01:53:45,600 --> 01:53:45,860
Shit.

3533
01:53:46,060 --> 01:53:46,380
Shit.

3534
01:53:46,860 --> 01:53:47,220
Shit.

3535
01:53:47,440 --> 01:53:47,660
Shit.

3536
01:53:47,900 --> 01:53:48,140
Shit.

3537
01:53:48,520 --> 01:53:54,240
Lovely bit of glorying, reveling in the misery of Manchester United.

3538
01:53:55,100 --> 01:53:57,840
Who have lost the UEFA Cup.

3539
01:53:58,360 --> 01:53:58,800
A cup.

3540
01:53:59,740 --> 01:54:00,020
The...

3541
01:54:00,020 --> 01:54:03,700
They've lost the UEFA Cup.

3542
01:54:03,700 --> 01:54:06,100
A cup they said they weren't harsh about.

3543
01:54:06,820 --> 01:54:08,200
You've fucked it, lads.

3544
01:54:09,240 --> 01:54:12,660
My lover's got no money, he's got his trombolies.

3545
01:54:13,060 --> 01:54:16,600
My lover's got no power, he's got his trombolies.

3546
01:54:16,880 --> 01:54:20,780
My lover's got no pain, he's got his true beliefs.

3547
01:54:21,260 --> 01:54:22,960
One more and more.

3548
01:54:23,340 --> 01:54:25,360
Thank you, Tom Ripper, for the score.

3549
01:54:25,600 --> 01:54:26,960
Oh, tell me more.

3550
01:54:27,440 --> 01:54:29,220
It's what you're looking for.

3551
01:54:30,100 --> 01:54:33,300
Man, you have lost the UEFA Cup tonight.

3552
01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:34,560
They're looking shy.

3553
01:54:34,860 --> 01:54:36,340
Man, you have lost the cup.

3554
01:54:36,340 --> 01:54:36,960
Ha, ha.

3555
01:54:37,280 --> 01:54:39,040
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

3556
01:54:39,040 --> 01:54:51,040
Tom Ripper, thank you very much.

3557
01:54:51,580 --> 01:54:52,980
I hope you're getting on well.

3558
01:54:53,260 --> 01:54:54,360
Thanks for the tips, lads.

3559
01:54:54,500 --> 01:54:55,900
Get to ask the night away.

3560
01:54:56,540 --> 01:55:00,480
The referee has blown upon his magic piece of pies

3561
01:55:00,480 --> 01:55:05,460
to signify the end of a glorious fucking match of soccer ball.

3562
01:55:05,680 --> 01:55:10,480
We'll be back again for the European Cup final on Saturday night.

3563
01:55:10,800 --> 01:55:12,560
Maybe the playoffs before that, Tom.

3564
01:55:12,900 --> 01:55:13,760
What do you want to say?

3565
01:55:14,400 --> 01:55:16,860
I want to say it's been an emotional evening.

3566
01:55:17,420 --> 01:55:21,100
It's been a lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely chill-out time.

3567
01:55:22,440 --> 01:55:26,740
Words can't express how happy and beautiful it feels.

3568
01:55:27,860 --> 01:55:32,620
To be able to watch the match and talk shite

3569
01:55:32,620 --> 01:55:34,400
and watch it along with you,

3570
01:55:34,400 --> 01:55:36,200
it's fucking great, Crack.

3571
01:55:36,760 --> 01:55:39,260
We love it, and we want to see some more of it.

3572
01:55:39,560 --> 01:55:40,860
We do want to see some more of it,

3573
01:55:41,020 --> 01:55:44,680
and it's fucking great to see Man U get all the way to the final,

3574
01:55:45,200 --> 01:55:47,860
talk about how it's not the trophy they want to win,

3575
01:55:48,020 --> 01:55:49,040
but will play anyway,

3576
01:55:49,360 --> 01:55:53,060
and then they don't play to win the fucking cup.

3577
01:55:53,300 --> 01:55:54,920
It's an amazing piece.

3578
01:55:55,280 --> 01:55:56,920
That's just the way it goes, Tom.

3579
01:55:57,180 --> 01:55:58,500
Good night and God bless everybody.

3580
01:55:58,880 --> 01:55:59,880
We fucking love it,

3581
01:56:00,300 --> 01:56:01,440
and we'll talk to you later on.

3582
01:56:02,120 --> 01:56:02,800
We'll see you later.

3583
01:56:03,180 --> 01:56:04,100
Free from desire.

3584
01:56:04,560 --> 01:56:05,000
Tonight.

3585
01:56:05,460 --> 01:56:06,460
Sheenang's on fire.

3586
01:56:06,660 --> 01:56:07,260
Good luck.

3587
01:56:08,260 --> 01:56:09,360
Thank you very much.

3588
01:56:10,460 --> 01:56:13,980
David DeGaia, I hope you're doing well,

3589
01:56:14,540 --> 01:56:16,120
and let me just see, you know,

3590
01:56:16,200 --> 01:56:17,920
we'll play out there with a bit of gala,

3591
01:56:18,820 --> 01:56:19,380
just to,

3592
01:56:19,640 --> 01:56:22,200
there we go.

3593
01:56:22,280 --> 01:56:23,420
Free from desire from gala.

3594
01:56:23,560 --> 01:56:24,620
We'll talk to you later, guys.

3595
01:56:24,700 --> 01:56:25,920
It's been a nice scenario,

3596
01:56:26,660 --> 01:56:27,860
and thanks for tuning in,

3597
01:56:28,080 --> 01:56:28,720
as usual.

3598
01:56:29,120 --> 01:56:32,260
Always, always, always a special occasion

3599
01:56:32,260 --> 01:56:34,260
when we get to watch these big games,

3600
01:56:34,600 --> 01:56:35,700
big European games,

3601
01:56:35,860 --> 01:56:37,800
and then when there's an upset,

3602
01:56:38,020 --> 01:56:38,940
the way it has been,

3603
01:56:39,940 --> 01:56:40,120
she's,

3604
01:56:40,180 --> 01:56:41,420
you can't fucking ask for more,

3605
01:56:41,520 --> 01:56:41,800
can you?

3606
01:56:42,640 --> 01:56:44,120
You can't ask for more.

3607
01:56:44,660 --> 01:56:45,040
Good night,

3608
01:56:45,120 --> 01:56:45,540
God bless,

3609
01:56:45,640 --> 01:56:46,120
pinkos.

3610
01:56:46,560 --> 01:56:47,300
We'll see you later.

3611
01:56:47,940 --> 01:56:48,260
Maybe,

3612
01:56:48,340 --> 01:56:49,200
maybe next year,

3613
01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:49,620
United.

3614
01:56:50,200 --> 01:56:52,440
Maybe you might win the fucking league of next year.

3615
01:56:53,240 --> 01:56:53,920
Good night.

3616
01:56:53,920 --> 01:56:55,800
My love has got no power,

3617
01:56:56,100 --> 01:56:57,580
he's got his strong beliefs.

3618
01:56:57,760 --> 01:56:59,560
My love has got no fame,

3619
01:56:59,740 --> 01:57:01,260
he's got his strong beliefs.

3620
01:57:01,460 --> 01:57:03,160
My love has got no money,

3621
01:57:03,480 --> 01:57:05,000
he's got his strong beliefs.

3622
01:57:05,700 --> 01:57:06,920
One more and more.

3623
01:57:07,900 --> 01:57:09,620
People just want bottom up,

3624
01:57:09,680 --> 01:57:11,100
but tell me love,

3625
01:57:11,900 --> 01:57:13,600
is what you're fighting for.

3626
01:57:15,180 --> 01:57:17,040
People just want bottom up,

3627
01:57:17,080 --> 01:57:18,220
but tell me love,

3628
01:57:19,320 --> 01:57:20,920
is what you're fighting for.

3629
01:57:21,520 --> 01:57:23,160
Batman, you have lost the fuck.

3630
01:57:23,420 --> 01:57:25,000
Man, you have lost the cup.

3631
01:57:25,200 --> 01:57:26,600
Man, you are on fire.

3632
01:57:27,020 --> 01:57:28,660
They have just lost the cup.

3633
01:57:28,940 --> 01:57:30,560
Man, you are going home.

3634
01:57:30,780 --> 01:57:32,340
They have just lost the cup.

3635
01:57:32,680 --> 01:57:34,120
Moon, I am Uri.

3636
01:57:35,100 --> 01:57:36,160
Good evening, lads.

3637
01:57:36,240 --> 01:57:37,680
Good evening, good evening.

3638
01:57:37,960 --> 01:57:38,660
Good evening.

3639
01:57:40,180 --> 01:57:41,080
See you later, lads.

3640
01:57:45,080 --> 01:57:45,440
Uriel.

3641
01:57:48,000 --> 01:57:48,940
Brave McT,

3642
01:57:49,060 --> 01:57:49,860
thank you very much.
